Tales of an Injured Fog Rat

So m-my brother and I, we, um… no. You know what…. I called you here because people, um, our people are being slaughtered. And we’re next. The British Men of Letters, they came here because they thought they could do our job better than we could. They hooked us with their flashy gear and their tech- most of you had the good sense to turn them down. I didn’t. They said they wanted the same thing we wanted, you know, a world free of monsters. That’s not what they really wanted. They want control. They want to live in a world where they get to sit in some office and decide who gets to live and who gets to die. And they’ve killed people. They’ve killed innocent people just because they got in the way. They think the ends justifies the means, but we know better.

sam  ♥

#this was so great I don't even care how impossible it was (via @deanismypatronass)

Possibly the greatest thing I’ve ever seen with my human eyes (11x17)

COLOR MEME | ddeanovakk asked for 6. Warm Colors + Sam Winchester

OK sweetsamofmine got an anonymous ask to the following effect: ’rank in order of importance: sam’s hair, his dimples, his moles, forehead crinkle, cute lil nose, unreal cheekbones’ and she invited me to play so YUS here it is. What a treat.

6. Sam’s moles. Most important: next-to-nose mole; joint second most important: chin and next-to-mouth mole; third bonus surprise: BACK MOLES. These are actually pretty sweet (everything about Sam is pretty sweet) especially the face moles (they just make him him) but they’re not something I obsess about to the level of anything else on this list.

5. Sam’s cheekbones. It physically pains me to place these at number 5 in any list but it is a list of Glories of Sam so very competitive. However. Look at these beauties. Chiselled and majestic. Like he’s carven out of SHINING MARBLE. I put in a baby pic from S3 (I think) just to show that even when he was a little fluffy cupcake he had these hidden away but they’ve certainly risen to greater prominence over later seasons (and I expect with skinny Jared will be even more delectable in S10).

4. Sam’s dimples. I don’t know why the left dimple (Sam’s left) has dominated these pics, maybe something to do with his ever-so-slightly wonky little smile. Anyway. The dimples are very important. They have a kind of opposite trajectory to the cheekbones (Sam’s face is either soft and pudgy for mega dimple or skinny and lean for mega cheekbone) but as we saw in exhibit 3, the Purge (9.13), Sam can still whap out the dimples on occasion (in this instance, to remind Dean that he too has had bendy lovers). I would say dimple heaven can be found in seasons 4 and 5 and probably pinnacle of all dimples here presented in exhibit 1, pink-cheeked dimpled sexy Sammy in Sex and Violence (4.14). LUCKY DR CARA.

3. Sam’s nose. These pictures are those with which I am least satisfied I cannot seem to capture the true glory of Sam’s lovely nose! What’s good about it: it’s a little bit tilted and it’s a little bit pointy and he scrunches it in the most adorable way (that’s what the middle pic is supposed to convey). It looks gorgeous in profile and when he’s little bab Sammy like in the first pic (which is from Wendigo) you just want to tweak it OH SAM YOUR LITTLE NOSE.

2. Sam’s forehead crinkle. The forehead crinkle works in tandem with another key feature Sam’s eyebrows and together they make beautiful face music to which I could listen (by which I mean, watch) for ever.

1. Sam’s hair. Obviously. This is probably in the top 5 things about the whole of Supernatural let alone just about Sam. I could have presented approx 50 pictures spanning the whole series but in the limited space available I have focused on Sam’s hair at its most glorious; when I began watching Supernatural I would have told you this was circa season 4/5 but LO it turns out season 8 hair is far and away the best. The middle picture tho is from season 9 (Rock and a Hard Place, 9.08) and is included for all the beautiful golden highlights also its flowing tactility as it falls onto Sam’s bare arm OMG arrrgh yes thank you please. RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH IT oh if only we could.

#all I'm seeing is Sam as a desperate travelling fruit salesman

# if you don’t love him you’re wrong # because come on how can you not love this sarcastic lil shit

Nothing is worth losing you.

it’s canon that sam knocks and then enters before dean’s even responded, so, you know…keep that in mind for future fanfic purposes and stuff if u know what i mean

he knew Cas wasn’t there so why bother waiting for an “All clear”

*Casually points out that the bisexual plaid shirt is on the chair next to the door*

I mean I knock if someone’s door is closed

it’s polite Sam is polite of course he’s not just gonna barge in on Dean when the door is shut

most people knock before entering like ?

no, friend. the point is that sam knocked and then /immediately/ entered before dean said “yeah” or “come in” or any verbal cue to let sam know it’s ok to come in. do u see what i am saying.

Anyone else notice Sam pretending to translate the Latin while actually just reading the website?

It made me wonder how often he’s done that in the past, tbh.

#oh Sammy #Sam Winchester #this is why I love him #this episode was really really well in character #no but Sammy’s the ~smart one~ all the time and I think maybe he tries to keep that up #maybe he feels like Dean’s the smart one #but because Dean was the cool one and the smart one and the tall one and the hot one #Sam made it out like Dean wasn’t that smart #and that just fed into Dean’s insecurities for years and years #but then Sam started to realise it was really affecting Dean #and Sam had to tell him straight-up ”you’re not a grunt Dean - you’re a genius” #and Dean still wouldn’t believe him because ”Sam’s just saying that but he doesn’t really believe it” #and then when Sam does shit like this to sound smart #it’s not taunting or trying to make Dean feel bad #it’s like encouragement #like ”I have my strengths and you have yours” #”but also you have some of the same strengths” #”but right now I want to feel smart and you’ll never know because you’re looking at the road” #”god if it was Cas sitting here you’d be staring at him and we’d all die” #”and I’m not Cas” #”which is why I know that if I stare at this laptop with the translation in really big writing then you’ll never figure it out” #(okay sorry I’m done) (via almaasi)