COCKLES THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN MARCH 2016

This is pretty much becoming a monthly masterpost thing bc cockles seems to be happening every single month this year.  A lot on this list are photo ops from Seacon, because Seacon ops were on point this year. Enjoy all the cuteness!

WELCOME TO COCKLES HELL, ENJOY YOUR STAY AND DON’T FORGET YOU’RE HERE FOREVER!

Thank you, Robbie Thompson, for giving us these two epically kickass ladies.

… just asking, but they did use an actual deaf person for the role right? (If so extra kudos for the casting department)

Yes, they did. Shoshanna Stern, possibly familiar as Bonnie from Jericho.

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

Omg I can’t

As a guy I second this.

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

and there should be a company that sells them called Victor’s Secret, that has uncomfortably large, close-up photos of enormously-endowed male “angels” stuffed into their gorgeous little pouches spread all over every mall and TV channel, which changes societal expectations on penis size as a whole, so that men who don’t have incredibly large penises feel impossibly inadequate and feel compelled to make up for it by spending a fortune on overpriced penis pouches as a way of compensating.

Then Victor’s Secret should be sure not to actually carry any of these garments in the sizes that they advertise, so that only modestly-endowed men have the privilege of being seen in the shop, which is the type of place that simultaneously clamors for huge dicks, but refuses to cater to them in any way, leaving everyone involved vaguely uncomfortable and slightly ashamed.

This is legit one of the best posts I’ve ever found on tumblr.

VICTOR’S SECRET

How are you/Are you okay/Are you alright/What’s wrong/How you feelin?

I’m fine/I’m good/blahblahblah.

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top photo: take one bottom photo: take two

“hey, guys! we wanna do a Scooby-Doo type of pose here. she’s gonna jump in my arms and you’re just gonna act scared. i figure that you know how to do this because you’re actors in a scary show”

they laugh and proceed to do so

jensen why u leaning so far into misha like dat

moofy jumps in my arms and chris snaps the photo

we begin to set up for our next photo that we had planned but then chris walks over to us four and we kind of huddle and chris was like “we should take this photo again…we saw a little bit too much of moofy, if you know what i mean. let’s just call it a blink and try it again.”

this is the story of how moofy flashed her underwear to chris and all the people in the room at that time. but NOT to jensen and misha which is the take away here.

damn that glare on my glasses

because i know i will never finish what i actually wanted to do. So i’ll just do a chibi version of it instead.

ALL OF THE QUEERS.

#deanappreciationweek : Favorite Outfits; Day 2

I just want Dean and Cas to be dating and then some nice old lady to realize they’re a couple and ask them how they met and before Dean can stop him, Cas says completely seriously. “I found him in hell. I gripped him tight and raised him from perdition. He was heavier than I’d anticipated”. And then Dean just

Source (and lots more pics): X

d'you think the Slytherins were ever making fun of Luna and someone makes a rude comment about her abnormally pale blonde hair

and then a silence falls

they all look to Draco

who is kind of touching his own hair and looking offended

but: au where draco then starts an anti-bullying campaign at hogwarts and its a joke at first but then dumbledore announces it in the great hall and everyone’s coming up to draco like “wow its so cool how much you’ve grown” and younger slytherins open up to him about bullying they’ve faced and he realizes its too late to back out and then he just kind of accidentally becomes a Good Guy

FIC THIS

Australian Morning TV Host Lisa Wilkinson slams ‘50 Shades of Grey’ as “worst movie I’ve ever seen” for being “domestic violence dressed up as erotica”.

The noises I made were unearthly

So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities

I made a thing

I think we all know the real stars of Season 10.

Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don’t have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons gathering in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons.

"How can you do that?" the other klingons ask. "You don’t even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn’t seem… natural".

"What is this… cuddle, you speak of?"

im into klingon hug dungeons