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Tales of an Injured Fog Rat

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Elmie. 31, they/them, Aotearoa New Zealand. Words-witch and illustrator of soft queer fiction.
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Announcer 1: Now, we got a delicate situation here. Jensen Ackles, star of TV’s “Supernatural” needs to wish his friend/ costar, Misha Collins a happy birthday without any implication that they’ve been romantically intimate.
Announcer 2: That sure is a tough one, Dave– but he’s a brilliant actor so my money is on him pulling it off.
Announcer 1: Well, Jim, we’ll find out momentarily. As some of you know, there has already been widespread speculation over Jensen and Misha’s relationship but there has been no clear confirmation to date.
Announcer 2: Oh, he’s picking up his phone. What do you think he’s gonna do, Dave?
Announcer 1: You know, Jim– I would think he’d want to go with something quick. Simple. Straight to the point.
Announcer 2: But history proves, that’s not really jensen’s style.
Announcer 1: It’s certainly not, Jim.
Announcer 2: Alright. Here we go, he’s typing…
Announcer 1: Did he just add a photo?
Announcer 2: He did, Dave. This still could work though … it just depends on the photo.
Announcer 1: I see blue. Is it? Yes– I believe it is! It’s the photo of Jensen and Misha in matching suits!
Announcer 2: Ooo that’s gonna hurt him, especially with all the rumors surrounding the two sharing their clothes.
Announcer 1: That’s exactly what I was thinking, Jim. Unless he has the perfect pun to play this off, the photo alone has already provided a fatal blow to his score.
Announcer 2: Jensen is typing again … it’s … it doesn’t really look like a pun, Dave.
Announcer 1: But I do see the word “Bro” in there. Perhaps that’ll be just enough for him to cover his bases.
Announcer 2: Maybe. As long as he doesn’t–
[ Jensen ]: ❤ ya bro.
Announcer 1: OHHHH, AND THERE WENT GAME!
Announcer 2: Man! You hate to see that happen! Such a rookie mistake seemed unlikely from someone with Ackles’s skillset.
Announcer 1: Unlikely, yes; but you know, Jim– a lot of people won’t be surprised. This outcome was an early prediction in most betting circles. This isn’t the first time Jensen has lost it like this.
Announcer 2: True, but it’s still tough to watch someone with so much talent, strike out so hard.
Announcer 1: It really is, Jim. It really is.
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From Supernatural Official Magazine, august/sept 2009

Jensen fangirling so hard here that it’s amazing he didn’t pull a muscle!

Okay but this is legitimately Dean in s4. So jensen wasn’t acting, he was reacting as Dean. And knowing what we know about production, meaning they had no plans whatsoever for destiel, we basically saw jensen fall in love with misha through Dean.

Imagine being so in love it leeks into your on screen persona, transcends character and intended story and creates one of the most powerful ships in history. Im

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the fake kiss.........the valentines card........the sunset pictures.........the head boop...... #yourfavoritedirector....... he sounds like that in the morning.......the jibcon selfie.......the resume battle........youre smart you think on your feet........you know what i havent told you today........the wine.......the candle........the lighting.......same bar......same table.........same company..........

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ok but how many times has jensen been a grumpy old man and joked about never remembering anything??

he remembered that night. he remembered that table. he remembered they took that picture. he remembered bc misha has never just been some passing presence in his life.

even from the start misha was that weird guy with the sweaters, not just their new co-worker for the week. he was that guy who challenged jensen to try new things and it honestly probably scared him a bit. he went from misha?! (what a weird name), to mish.

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It’s such a perfectly normal thing to do with a coworker to go out for a candlelit dinner (and photograph it) and save that photo for ten years and then recreate that dinner at the same exact spot and photograph it and post it publicly and tag your coworker and write a sentimental caption about them…I don’t know what you guys are all getting so hyped over…

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jensen fucking ackles kept that photo foR 10 YEARS PROBABLY THROUGH SEVERAL DIFFERENT PHONES and then remembers to go out with misha TO CELEBRATE THAT DATE!! NOT ONLY ON THE EXACT SAME BAR AND TABLE BUT ALSO TAKING A PHOTO WITH THE EXACT SAME POSEEE

and then he posts it so we can all see it and die on their fucking 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

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valleydean

jensen and misha looking at each other every time one of them cracks a joke to make sure the other is laughing reblog if you agree

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not that misha has to look that hard because by that time jensen is already bent double laughing with his whole body

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