Tales of an Injured Fog Rat

Why no one is talking about this? Why no one is screaming about Karl asking Michael/Dorian to say JOHN YOU ARE SO HOT I WANT U

jensen fucking ackles kept that photo foR 10 YEARS PROBABLY THROUGH SEVERAL DIFFERENT PHONES and then remembers to go out with misha TO CELEBRATE THAT DATE!! NOT ONLY ON THE EXACT SAME BAR AND TABLE BUT ALSO TAKING A PHOTO WITH THE EXACT SAME POSEEE

and then he posts it so we can all see it and die on their fucking 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I have NEVER had my sense of humor catered to harder than I have by this description

I dunno if a Destiel shipper recced it or whether new Good Omens fans are hunting down gay fanfics and just found mine all at once, but thank you for all the fresh love on my 8k SPN/GO crossover fic The Angel Cake Challenge !!’

also people are apparently referring to the combination of Aziraphale/Crowley & Dean/Cas as AC/DC and that makes me VERY VERY HAPPY

Duck Duck Boots

Story by @almaasi​

Art by @deancebra-art​

Rating: Explicit

Length: 92,000 words

Pairings: Dean/Castiel (Past Dean/other; NO past Cas/other. Background Charlie/Billie and Donna/Jody. Rowena flirts with both Charlie and Sam; past minor Rowena/Gabriel; implications that Sam and Gabriel are endgame soulmates even though we never see them interact.)

Warnings:

No major warnings. One bit where Dean and Cas think they’ve lost a duckling (but the duckling is fine!!). Dean wears panties (as underwear, not for sex appeal) and is covered in scars and tattoos.

Multiple sex scenes: intercrural sex; rimming; switch!Cas and switch!Dean (but leaning towards submissive bottom!Dean). Light comeplay (plus swallowing). Tantric lovemaking (suuuuper slow, deeply intimate sex) featuring both top!Dean AND top!Cas, plus some, uh… emergency problem-solving?? when ~nature calls~ a few hours in. (“Wet & Messy Sex” tag.) Again, intensely intimate, so potentially a second-hand embarrassment trigger.

Recurring themes of impotence, as well as overcoming trauma, loss, anxiety, and depression - all in a hopeful, encouraging sort of way. Past minor character death (post-surgery; non-explicit mentions of medical things). Questionable methods of obtaining questionable drugs for medicinal use. And Cas has manipulative con-artist siblings, thus inviting talk of money, debt, mortgages, fraud, and theft.

But I swear… this is a fluffy story about ducklings, friendship, and soulmates…

Summary:

Castiel doesn’t do one-night stands. Once he hit forty, he figured his time was up, his life had pretty much come to a halt, and there was nobody out there for him. He lives in a cute little village, riding his bicycle between his vet clinic and his cottage; that’s his world, and he’s given up on expanding it. But in one last, desperate attempt to find someone, he contacts Rowena, the local witch, and asks her to summon his soulmate. Rowena brings a storm. The storm washes up a trio of ducklings, huddled for shelter inside the rainboots of the new-to-town kindergarten teacher (and retired motorcycle daredevil), Dean Winchester. Ducklings in hand, Dean seeks out Castiel’s veterinary expertise. Somehow, in a flustered, spontaneous burst of attraction, they spend the night together. And just like that, Castiel’s life starts again. With every passing week they become better friends, sharing deeper intimacies, caring for their duck babies as well as each other. But staying together requires taking risks which neither of them planned for. Dean’s risk puts him in extreme physical jeopardy. And Cas? He has to overcome fifteen years of emotional hurt, just to follow where Dean leads.

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I AM SO EXCITED OKAY

SO THEY BRING US THE BLACK TRENCHCOAT.

AND THIS GORGEOUS MAN.

I’M FINE.

those posts criticizing common writing patterns in fanfiction are so fucking harmful and they ruined me

so like yknow what??? People tell you to avoid “smirk” and “chuckle” as descriptors because no one does those things (???) but then when I need to use those words I have a ten minute crisis about how I’m a shitty writer. So heres my unwarranted writing advice: If you want your characters to smirk and chuckle fucking let them and don’t let anyone tell you that no one smirks or chuckles because I do both on a daily basis whenever I tell a shitty pun, bye 

Edgy fanfiction critics can eat my entire ass.

let us have a moment of silence for @elizabethrobertajones who will be waking up to 1) BILLIE 2) CAS 3) JENSEN GOT A TATTOO?!?

shouldn’t it more logically be a moment of screaming?

yes, but don’t wake her! We should plan something. She’s gonna need support.

This feels like that sarahanderson comic. We’re all just waiting her to wake up…

……..

context, who needs context

the context is Jensen making blowjob gestures, I don’t think the context makes it any less gay…

you know what haunts me? ever since Jensen admitted to giving Misha a ‘cup check’ I can’t stop thinking about the fact that Misha was wearing the Cas costume, meaning Jensen copped a feel over a pair of insubstantial, silky smooth dress pants and probably felt  e v e r y t h i n g

jensen pls (x)

2015: no

2016: no

2017: done