Wait... Vicki wrote a book? About threesomes?! And MISHA?! Can you tell a little more? And maybe put in a sexy quote? Please and thank you!
Alright, you sure you’re ready to be sexually frustrated by Misha and Vicki?
Vicki Vantoch, Misha’s wife, wrote a book titled:
Vicki offers advice about threesomes in a way that’s witty, hilarious, and sexy. Not only is it completely insightful, but it’s amazing the way she writes it. Not to mention, it left me sexually frustrated. Especially since she is writing about having sex with Misha. Fucking FUCK.
Here’s a quote that definitely made me realize how fucking fantastic Vicki is:
So, buck up, even the prettiest bombshell has body insecurities. You can spend your life thinking your butt’s too big (or your cock’s too small) or feeling sexy as hell. Make the choice to appreciate your body as it is.”
She goes on to explain how she and her husband (Misha fucking Collins) agreed to do threesomes. How they would work together to seduced a third member. How it’s easier to get a three-way started if the woman takes the lead.
“Personally, I’ve felt inexplicably happy seeing my husband treated affectionately and adoringly by another.”
They had sex with another woman. They had sex with another man. She gives examples of sex positions that work for all three just to make sure that everyone is getting pleasured. [JUST FUCK ME UP].
Diagrams are included. So feel free to imagine Misha/Vicki/other fucking.
Like this [WWM]:
“The two women grind each other’s pussies, while the dude schtoops the woman in the middle.”
“The dude fucks one woman doggy style, while the other chick lies underneath and eats the top woman’s pussy. The woman in the middle gets her clit licked and cock penetration at the same time.”
Or this [MMF]:
“One guy sits upright. The woman sits on top, facing him, and rides him. They suck guy number two’s cock together.”
Oh fuck me. Just. Fuck me up. Seriously. I can’t stand it. Just imagining Misha getting his cock sucked by a man and a woman. Or sucking another man’s cock with his wife. I can’t do this. Even though it’s only heavily implied that this happened between then, let your mind run wild.
This little threesome experiment also led to a brief polyamorous relationship with another woman. Here’s what Vicki said about this:
“After several months in our trio relationship, my husband and I started telling friends about our girlfriend… No one seemed to mind the concept of an occasional three-way fling with a stranger, but the concept of dating a third person was a bit much for polite company.”
This book. This FUCKING book. Oh fuck. Trust me, this is just a little bit of what’s in the entire thing. You won’t regret reading it.