how often do you sin? + star trek: deep space nine

Keiko says “I want a baby”, Miles replies “yes ma’am” 

These are so brilliant I had to add some:

[Nog: hi. I want to have a baby

Jake: We have to focus on game of thrones

Nog: Seriously

Jake: Do I sound like I’m kidding]

[Dukat: I want a baby

Winn: Eat BLURRED I’m not putting a demon inside you]

[Odo: Do not text me I want a baby

Quark: I WASN’T GOING TO

Odo: SURE YOU WEREN’T

Quark: I WASN’T]

Kira in Civil Defence is UNDERRATED

quodo rights

garak just APPEARS at ops to save the day and then is almost immediately hit on by julian who for some reason wasnt in sick bay when this started but chilling in ops??

and then roasts the ever loving shit out of dukat… lucky julian was there because dukat wouldve needed a medic after that

@captaincrusher1701  #Civil Defense is the essence of Ds9#Julian and Garak flirting#dunking on Dukat#Kira shooting at things#Dukat being a creep#Odo and Quark insult-flirting and bickering#The station being fucked up and O'Brien crying in a corner#The plot is just a convenient backdrop to Iconic Ds9 Madness

I really love that Odo’s first reaction when he thinks Quark died in The Ascent is Gay Panic followed by “not on my watch, motherfucker,” and then beats the shit out of him

ODO YOU SAVAGE

Star Trek: Deep Space 9 | Q-Less | Quodo Is Real and I Hate You All

@heroscafe: #“when are you going to realise that you have no secrets from me” honestly. odo. chill.

#meanwhile quark is like “…wanna here about my latest dick move”

#and odo is INTO IT

#my boys are terrible people and perfect for each other

#quark: babe were you spying on me

#odo: yes

#quark: that’s hot

#odo: all right what is it. what are you up to.

#quark: i’m scamming people with more money than sense.

#odo: THAT’s hot

#quark: just wait til i almost destroy the entire station with my scam

#odo: just wait til i thwart you

#quark: and then we make out right?

#odo: [harumphs but in the way that means “obviously”]

look. i stand by these tags. this is all their canon interactions. 

there’s even an entire episode about worf not Understanding this weird ass relationship and how they somehow finangle themselves onto the same fucking side (HOW?!!?), and everyone keeps trying to tell him not to poke the eldritch horror that is the quodo relationship dynamic with a stick

and then worf pokes it with a fucking stick and it just gets even weirder????? and you can see him Regretting taking this post.

poor worf.

Quodo Rights

quark tries to start an fmk game in the bar one night but everybody jumps at the chance to say they’ll kill him

except for odo, who says in a dry, serious tone, that he’ll marry quark

the bar goes deadly silent

quark’s eyes widen 

and then

very faintly

a corner of odo’s mouth goes up in a smile

and he clarifies that it would be so he could have the rights to monitor all of quark’s transactions, share in his property, and review his assets as per ferengi property law and the bar laughs and quark groans but on the inside he’s still feeling weirdly warm and fuzzy b/c odo just told everybody he would marry him ^_^

i’ve seen some unsubtle parallels in my life but never happening right next to each other in the same scene like this

this is an actual show

Star Trek DS9 + @shitpostgenerator

(TNG)

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