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Oh God!They are so cute!!
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OK LISTEN JENSEN ACKLES
I try to be a reasonable person about these things but when YOU literally say to Misha onstage in front of an audience that “all our wives have sex with you” it makes it DAMN HARD TO BE REASONABLE!!!
Because, my friends, my dudes, my buddies, this tweet is inaccurate. Not surprising, since it’s a livetweet from an audience member who probably couldn’t see the close-up of J2 and which one of them said what. BUT if you watch the full panel vids you will absolutely see that Jensen says this entire sentence himself. Here is the video link.
- Misha says, deadpan, at 5:33 “the only reason my wife will have sex with me is that I’m on the show.”
- He then stares unblinkingly across at Jensen which, ok, is just general Cockles behavior.
- At 5:45 Jensen says, “that’s really the only reason that all of our wives” <pause during which he gestures at Misha and Misha seems to see where this is going and they say together> “have sex with him [me]” and then crack the fuck up.
- Jared says, “I’ve talked to [unclear…Gen, probably, but maybe “them”] and I know that to be true.”
I must know WHY people are not freaking about about this more because I’m over here like YOU TOTAL FUCKING TROLL WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?! I mean it’s a joke, duh, and a joke that includes Jared but…but…but….<spluttering and incoherent noises of frustration>.
Especially since the whole poly thing is already in my head from the post I made earlier that has pictures of Jensen looking at Misha and Danneel in exactly the same way. THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME AND I AM GOING TO THANK THEM FOR IT!!
Cockles fam, pls send help…. @weathergirl83 @fangirlingtodeath513 @silvie111 @daughter-of-the-rain-and-snow @thetwistedwillow @naruhearts @jemariel @jensensitive @destielette @magnificent-winged-beast @fuckedupasusual @sactownbrowns3 @casloveshisfreckles @7faerielights @super-powerful-queen-slayyna @lovemesomecas94 @veecollinsackles @castielslostwings
bex
listen
i don’t know what help you want me to send because i am literally droWNING IN COCKLES RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS
WHY DID HE SAY THIS
WHY DID HE SAY THIS
WHY DID HE SAY THIS
WHY DID HE SAY THIS
jensen,,,,,,, sir,,,,,,,, wat r u doin,,,,,,,,
JIB is literally gonna kill us we’re not going to be able to handle the amount of bullshit that comes out of it we’re gonna die
@casistooadorableandithurts h el p
@fangirlingtodeath513 …………I just……… have no words…
Should we find a way of live streaming jib like we do the episodes? I’m going to need your support to get through this :/
(with less wine though. or maybe more. who knows at this point)
I have no idea, idk if anyone’s gonna even try that. I’m just gonna stalk twitter for videos and updates.
Also, definitely more wine.
What we need (aside from copious quantities of alcohol) is something we ALREADY HAVE from a couple years back…a Cockles bingo card (credit to @almaasi):
Shall we update it? I mean, it’s pretty accurate as-is. Shall we make a drinking game instead? I am open to further consultation on this important topic.
#whATE THIS DBSATGJDGSGTR#Cockles#[shakes screen] wHY ARE THEY DOING THIS#J2M#conventions#Misha Collins#Jensen Ackles#Jared Padalecki#Cockles bingo#//CLICKS THAT FUCKING VIDEO LINK TO WATCH THE FUCKING THING WOWOWOWOWO#OKAY I SKIPPED TO 05:30 AND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LITERALLY#LITERALLY JENSEN AND MISHA ARE LIKE ''ALL OF OUR WIVES HAVE SEX WITH MISHA''#//DOES A FUCKING BACKFLIP OFF THE PLANET#polyamory#Misha x Danneel#Misha x Vicki#sjdngfjdgfd#canon Cockles#??????#favourite Cockles#Cockles meta
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#this is so pure#happy things#Misha Collins#Vicki Vantoch#the Collins family#Christmas#feet#I think Vicki loves how Misha puts his feet as much as we do#anyone who stands with their feet turned inwards is automatically 35% cuter#(although i think he only does it when he's sitting down? also cute)#Misha x Vicki#children#Maison Collins#West Collins#papa!Misha#fire cw#Jensen and Misha are so damn queued together
come, friends, let me talk to you about Cockles.
the following gifs were made by @sensitivehandsomeactionman, their own post is here. they’re from the 2001 TV mini-series entitled Blonde, starring Jensen Ackles and Patrick Dempsey.
in these gifs, we can observe: 1) close communication
2) shoulder squeezing
3) physical touch/affection accepted by Jensen’s character
and 4) wordless communication; flirting.
Jensen is, objectively, a great actor. he knows instinctively what certain gestures mean, he knows what a particular kind of touch or expression ought to imply. it comes naturally to him. it’s possible he empathises so deeply with his characters that he becomes them for a while. he feels what they feel. he knows how to show how they feel.
Jensen and Patrick Dempsey’s characters in Blonde are lovers who have a threesome with a woman.
and that’s some possessive shoulder-squeezing happening in the second gif. just saying.
that shoulder-squeezing is even more intense with Misha though:
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and so is the Very Close Talking
and so is the handsy touching thing
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and the physical affection in general
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and so is the wordless communication and flirting
we now see Jensen using the same (or very similar) gestures in real life with Misha, but their intensity is magnified tenfold. Jensen knows what those touches and gestures and expressions mean. there’s no reason they should mean anything different just because it’s in real life rather than a movie. (again, that shoulder grab? kinda possessive.)
regarding threesomes: Misha’s wife literally wrote the book on threesomes. I have a copy right beside me. it contains numerous references to M/M/F threesomes, which evidently Misha has tried.
Jensen and Patrick portrayed lovers in the movie. their intimacy was expressed through the gestures you see in the original gifset. so what does it mean when Jensen uses the same intimate signals around Misha, but with way, way more energy?
you could say he’s putting on a show, and it’s all an elaborate act for the fans at the back of the room.
but that doesn’t explain that damn shoulder squeeze, nor the grainy yellow gif of them walking in the hallway with Jensen’s arm draped over Misha. Jensen didn’t know anyone was watching then, yet their interactions are even more intimate than on stage.
it’s been said before, so I’m not saying ‘Cockles’ … but seriously. Cockles.
#Cockles#my Cockles meta#Cockles meta#Jensen Ackles#Misha Collins#help I did science again#this was on the gifset post but I moved it to a new post#long post#gif heavy post#body language#Patrick Dempsey#Blonde#twink!Jensen#Jensen is bisexual#@ younger self. don't make those your tags you will regret it later#Misha x Vicki#Cockles tinhatting#with evidence#god what even is my life. what am i trying to prove. who knows. ENJOY THIS FUCKERY MY FRIENDS
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She’s hiding! *laughs*
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Sunday Republican (Springfield, MA)
Student launches effort to help inner-city youth
July 23, 1995. By Martha Gold.
Local resident Dmitri Krushnic had his eyes opened when he moved to Chicago to attend college. And after they were opened, Krushnic, 20, had a vision: to bring together inner-city youths to learn about leadership.
“The University of Chicago is a primarily white campus,” Krushnic, 20, said at a car wash he was running to raise money for a conference he is coordinating with other college students. “But the surroundings are not. You walk about two blocks away from campus and you’re in a ghetto.”
A product of progressive schooling, Krushnic, who graduated from the Greenfield Center School and Northfield Mount Hermon, found himself wanting to help out and get involved with the teenagers who lived in the Southside neighborhood surrounding the university.
With the help of Vicki Vantoch, a fellow University of Chicago student, Krushnic started a volunteer non-profit group, Youth for a Better America, designed to decrease youth violence and racial tensions by bringing a diverse group of young people together to discuss and work out their differences.
Krushnic and Vantoch originally tried to arrange for an annual conference in Chicago, but didn’t get the help they needed.
“I had trouble rallying any kind of activity at school,” Krushnic said. “Students there are so apathetic … it really grossed us out.”
So Krushnic turned to his mother, who lives at the Center for Cultural Evolution in Colrain. The six-month-old conference center hosts weekend workshops on a variety of peace-oriented issues.
In Franklin County, Krushnic said, he was able to get a lot more support and help from local businesses, schools and organizations. Yesterday, for example, several of Krushnic’s friends, including University of Massachusetts student Ben Block, volunteered to wash cars at the Palmer Gas Station in Greenfield.
LiteLife, Energy Foods and Dominos have all donated food and teachers and staff from Greenfield Community College, Family Planning of Western Massachusetts and Northfield Mount Hermon School are volunteering their time as teachers and counselors. The Traprock Peace Center in Deerfield also has extended its non-profit status to the fledgling group.
“You usually don’t see people rallying around something that they don’t see,” Krushnic said. “But violence in youth in the cities is a symptom of a greater social problem.”
Krushnic said his group plans a conference, entitled Youth Conference for a Better America, to be held Aug. 19-26 at the Center for Cultural Evolution. The conference would bring 20 girls from different cities, races, cultural and economic groups together to participate in discussions and workshops. The main objective behind the conference is to carry the YBA’s philosophy to the girls through a series of discussions, workshops and classes. After the conference, mentors from each of the participants’ hometowns would continue to work with the girls to help them carry out the YBA’s philosophy in their schools.
Because of the lack of privacy between the individual rooms at CCE, Krushnic said the coordinators for YCBA chose to keep the conference single-sex. They chose girls because recent studies show that pre-adolescent girls have less confidence than boys, he said.
“Since one of YCBA’s goals is to create strong leaders and girls this age are losing confidence to be leaders, we decided girls needed an opportunity to come together at a conference designed just for them,” a pamphlet explaining the conference states.
Since most of the girls are coming from low-income families, Krushnic and other coordinators are raising money to pay their way. Anyone interested in donating or volunteering as a youth counselor should contact Krushnic at XXX-XXXX.
Copyright 1995, The Republican Company, Springfield, MA. All Rights Reserved. Used by Strange Pictures of Misha Collins with permission.
Omgggg, I know it’s wrong to compare myself to others, but omg. What was I doing at 20? Fuck, I dunno. Definitely not starting organizations to better my community.
Anyways here’s reason number 6524895314 why Misha is a better person than most. And he had us all beat by age 20. And Vicki, because they are the ultimate power couple and I love it.
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Misha4President
“Misha Collins is a family man. His many spouses say he’s always doing his share of the household chores and looking after his hoardes of children (at least when it’s fun.) ”
His many spouses.
HIS MANY SPOUSES>>>>>>>>>>>
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*prays that one day we will be blessed with a misha vicki selfie*
Okay brace yourselves for a rant. I would like to preface this by saying it is not meant to be homophobic in any way. I have a problem with people who ship Cockles or JensenxJared (idk what the ship name for that is). Because these are real people. They have lives and feelings just like we do. And imagine how creepy and uncomfortable it is for them to see all the fan art and other stuff of them having sex with some of their best friends. Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, and Misha Collins are not gay. They’re all married to women. So why can’t people just accept that and give up on this idea that Jensen and Misha are secretly a couple? Think how uncomfortable it must make them. They’re probably afraid to do natural things like hug each other or talk about their relationship because they’re worried about what people will say about it. So lets just give it a rest and let them live their lives without being intrusive. You can ship fictional characters in any way you’d like. But when we’re talking about real people, lets show some respect.
oh yeah sure they are so
afraid to hug each other
that they have to
kiss
instead
and jensen is so uncomfortable he has to slap misha’s butt in public in front of those hundreds of fangirls that are responsible for his uncomfortableness
and also when there is no one really there at all
also just fyi, re: “Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, and Misha Collins are not gay. They’re all married to women.”, may I present this (x):
Interviewer: My wife is over there. Misha: That doesn’t make you straight.
So how about we, first of all, don’t tag our anti-ship rants in the ship’s tag, second of all, leave people be and let them ship what they ship, I promise no Jensen or Misha have been harmed in the process of people shipping them, in fact, Misha has referenced his “knowledge” about Cockles more than once and if it would make Jensen so uncomfortable, he wouldn’t do that to his friend.
If you don’t like shipping real people, great okay, stay away from it, but don’t tell people what to do because they won’t and you telling them to stop will make them just ship it more so in fact go right ahead, because you will never change people’s minds, with your (clearly) uninformed rants you will just make them laugh and smirk at you. I’m not gonna talk about Jared and Jensen here because that is a whole different story and Cockles is nowhere near that level of “harmful” when it comes to them as people and when it comes to certain fans.
Fell free to post your rants in the anti-Cockles tag, please refrain from tagging it with the ship because it’s actually kinda rude and no one cares if you don’t like them shipping it. Do you really think your opinion about what you think about them and their ship is really that important to them? Sorry to disappoint you.
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Not to mention that Misha is basically bisexual (or pan or poly). He and his wife Vicki have had a threesome with another guy. Soo…… yeah definitely not straight to say the least. I honestly think they have embraced cockles at this point. they joke about it and don’t care about how physical they are with each other in public. I honestly don’t think they care what we do, as long as we aren’t rude about it, such as dissing their wives, or forcing them to view cockles art or fic. just basic kindness and common sense. we can all live happily ever after.
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3.6k words. i’m not fucking around.
[ao3]
“Jensen, come on.” Misha stretches out on the bed and runs a hand over his crotch.
“Would you hold your horses? Please?” Jensen stretches a placating arm toward Misha but stays focused on Danneel. He continues, a lot gentler, “All right, honey, it should be all set. You think you’ll remember everything I told you?”
“I think you should quit being a director and go be a porn star,” Danneel responds with a smack to Jensen’s ass to get him to go away. “I’m not going to do anything fancy with the camera, and you’re not going to act all disappointed when the lighting isn’t perfect or whatever.”
“Oh no, babe, he won’t worry about that as long as you show him the dailies afterward,” Misha teases. “And don’t forget the rule of thirds.”
“OK, but his cock is going to take up at least one of those thirds.“
“All right, all right. Very funny, you two. We going to do this or not?” Jensen removes his clothes, slides into bed next to Misha and immediately starts jerking off.
“Whoa, there, cowboy, what’s the rush?” Misha asks as he stares down at Jensen’s crotch.
“Not hard yet, and it’s time to get this show on the road. You ready, baby?”
“Yeah, baby,” Danneel responds with a thumbs up.
“Here, allow me,” Misha says as he reaches over and replaces Jensen’s hand with his own.
Jensen relaxes against the headboard and lets out a moan. Misha turns toward Danneel to make sure she’s getting all this, and she winks at him in encouragement.
“You getting hard for me, Jay?” It’s not loud enough for the camera to pick up, and Misha suddenly has the insane thought that they can just ADR their lines in later. He stifles a laugh and hopes Jensen doesn’t notice.
Jensen nods and covers Misha’s hand with his own as a silent way of telling him to use more pressure. Misha squeezes harder and smirks when a bit of precome spills onto his hand. He wants to go ahead and use his mouth already, but the plot of their film needs more of a build-up than that.
So instead, he leans over and wraps his lips around the skin of Jensen’s neck nice and slow the way he likes it. Jensen gasps and cants his hips up, and Misha runs his thumb over the head of his cock to get him to buck up again. He continues his line of kisses up to Jensen’s jaw and cheek and finally his mouth, and that’s when Jensen takes over and becomes aggressive with his tongue-fucking. He grabs one cheek and digs his fingers behind Misha’s ear as he furiously works their mouths together like they haven’t kissed in days.
i think the “uncle jensen” thing gets me because misha and jensen are both so open with the fandom about different things. like misha is always posting pictures of his adventures and his kids, and jensen is happy to share what he’s doing with his friends and with jared and their families. so how do these two things not intersect to give us more pictures and stories about jensen and misha being close friends, about their families hanging out, when this is clearly the case? but then i think about how jensen is more protective of his personal life and misha keeps a lot of details about his relationship with vicki private, and it makes me think how jensen and misha must have the kind of closeness that they also want to keep to themselves and then i want to light myself on fire
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what I really love about the cockles fandom is that we love their wives and kids and we dont think theyre faking they’re relationship, we just know what they love them and they also love each other and thats the sweetest thing ever
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Anonymous asked:
Wait... Vicki wrote a book? About threesomes?! And MISHA?! Can you tell a little more? And maybe put in a sexy quote? Please and thank you!
Alright, you sure you’re ready to be sexually frustrated by Misha and Vicki?
Vicki Vantoch, Misha’s wife, wrote a book titled:
Vicki offers advice about threesomes in a way that’s witty, hilarious, and sexy. Not only is it completely insightful, but it’s amazing the way she writes it. Not to mention, it left me sexually frustrated. Especially since she is writing about having sex with Misha. Fucking FUCK.
Here’s a quote that definitely made me realize how fucking fantastic Vicki is:
So, buck up, even the prettiest bombshell has body insecurities. You can spend your life thinking your butt’s too big (or your cock’s too small) or feeling sexy as hell. Make the choice to appreciate your body as it is.”
She goes on to explain how she and her husband (Misha fucking Collins) agreed to do threesomes. How they would work together to seduced a third member. How it’s easier to get a three-way started if the woman takes the lead.
“Personally, I’ve felt inexplicably happy seeing my husband treated affectionately and adoringly by another.”
They had sex with another woman. They had sex with another man. She gives examples of sex positions that work for all three just to make sure that everyone is getting pleasured. [JUST FUCK ME UP].
Diagrams are included. So feel free to imagine Misha/Vicki/other fucking.
Like this [WWM]:
“The two women grind each other’s pussies, while the dude schtoops the woman in the middle.”
“The dude fucks one woman doggy style, while the other chick lies underneath and eats the top woman’s pussy. The woman in the middle gets her clit licked and cock penetration at the same time.”
Or this [MMF]:
“One guy sits upright. The woman sits on top, facing him, and rides him. They suck guy number two’s cock together.”
Oh fuck me. Just. Fuck me up. Seriously. I can’t stand it. Just imagining Misha getting his cock sucked by a man and a woman. Or sucking another man’s cock with his wife. I can’t do this. Even though it’s only heavily implied that this happened between then, let your mind run wild.
This little threesome experiment also led to a brief polyamorous relationship with another woman. Here’s what Vicki said about this:
“After several months in our trio relationship, my husband and I started telling friends about our girlfriend… No one seemed to mind the concept of an occasional three-way fling with a stranger, but the concept of dating a third person was a bit much for polite company.”
This book. This FUCKING book. Oh fuck. Trust me, this is just a little bit of what’s in the entire thing. You won’t regret reading it.
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i’m more excited about misha mentioning polyamory than I really need to be
but you know that’s one of my favorite things about being in the cockles fandom, being surrounded by people that support healthy polyamory, people that adore their wives and families and want the best for all of them
after years of people being really shitty to me if they found out we were polyamorous it’s amazing