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Tales of an Injured Fog Rat

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Elmie. 31, they/them, Aotearoa New Zealand. Words-witch and illustrator of soft queer fiction.
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almaasi

this is too much???? like what are we even meant to do with this. an extreme amount of body language happens in these three gifs for me to deal with all at once AND YET… HERE WE GO

  1. MISHA JERKING THE MICROPHONE IN THE FIRST GIF
  2. Jensen faLLING OFF HIS CHAIR because vague jokes about Misha’s sexuality are apparently HILARIOUS
  3. Jared just like “I know too much and I have seen more than I care to think about”
  4. …”but I may as well make a joke about it”
  5. Jensen is still literally weak in the knees and he’s squirming everywhere because TOO MUCH LAUGHING??? because someone said “Misha” and “straight” in the same sentence
  6. SUDDENLY BUTTSEX JOKE. AND JARED AUTOMATICALLY IMPLIES BOTTOM!jENSEN (or was he talking to Misha about Jensen’s boner issues? MAYBE BOTH)
  7. …AND THEN JARED REACHES FOR JENSEN’S CROTCH IN A PROTECTIVE GESTURE????????????? it’s like “here this is the gesture you should be doing with your own hands, but I’mma help a brother out and do it for you since you’re dying of laughter”
  8. AND MISHA PUTTING HIS DEFENSIVE HAND ON HIS ALREADY DEFENSIVE LEG IN THE THIRD GIF. (Misha don’t you like when people tease you about your sexuality in front of 30000 people?)
  9. AND THEN JENSEN ALMOST DOING THE THIGH TOUCH EXCEPT HE CAN’T PROPERLY BECAUSE HE’S STILL EXPERIENCING LAUGHTER ORGASM. WILL HE NEVER STOP

AND OH MY GOD all this happened in less than 10 seconds I’M GOING TO FUck I NG IMplODE

10. ALSO I MISSED THAT THEY MADE SIGNIFICANT EYE CONTACT IN THE SECOND GIF

they c o m m u n i c a t e d

Related to #10: In the second gif, Jared is looking at Misha and then he looks at Jensen. THEN we have the third gif where he makes the joke, covers Jensen’s crotch, etc. While he was looking directly at Misha’s face - nay, is trying to catch Misha’s eye and determine the best course of action here - he sees something in his expression that makes him turn his head and look at the idiot on his left.

Jared didn’t react to the question, or to Jensen’s laughter, until he noticed the eye contact (communication) between Misha and Jensen.

but yeah to quote suvi: #dont ever forget that this happened

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jenmisheel

nicki what is the vaseline incident wHAT IS THE VASELINE INCIDENT

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someone gave rob vaseline for his birthday @ dallascon last year (j2, misha, rob and richard were opening the presents on stage) and jensen said ‘you never know when you might need to get out of a tight situation’ and jared was like ‘or into a tight-’ but then he looks at jensen and he’s like ’oh shit’ bc ?????? and then jensen looks rlly awkward  

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