I love Castiel’s habit of annoying people to get what he wants

C’mon Jack, I’m gonna teach you how to read a map. 

When Dean Winchester finally dies (for good, this time), Death takes a holiday. 

He spends a week going to every fair and carnival in the continental US.

He eats every deep fried concoction possible.

When his holiday comes to an end, he goes to Heaven and knocks on the pearly gates with the head of his cane. He asks to speak with Dean Winchester.

Dean is surprised to find Death there when the angels bring him forward. Death swore that their last meeting, when Death personally escorted Dean’s soul to Heaven, would be the final time they ever saw one another.

“I found it,” Death tells him. “The perfect pie. It was in Muncie, Indiana. Apple, with a flaky, golden crust. The ratio of cinnamon to sugar and its balance with the tart Granny Smith…. it was just perfect. Divine, even.”

Dean stares at Death, unsure of why he is telling him this, but then he looks down. In Death’s hand is a wrinkled, white paper bag. Inside the bag is a slice of the perfect pie.

Dean takes the bag, mystified.

“Thanks for the pickle chips that time,” Death says, then disappears into the void.

did you just give me Death/Dean bromance feels

#And Dean turns back and walks back into the gates#He treks up an inclined road until it flattens and curves around#When he reaches his heaven Dean raises a free hand above his head and yells #’SAM#CAS #LOOKIT! PIE!’ (x)

Okay but wait. Think of Charlie in heaven. She’s in a memory of a comic convention somewhere on the west coast of the U.S. She gets this idea, though.

Hey. I’m in heaven. My personal heaven. But WHAT IF I could travel between other people’s heavens?

She hacks away at the system. She figures out loophole after loophole. She starts memory-hopping, then heaven-hopping, and finally…

…she ends up someplace that she didn’t expect to be. A bar and restaurant. Some guy’s lying on the pool table. A woman’s polishing glasses at the bar. A girl a little bit younger that Charlie herself (a really pretty girl, at that) is throwing pieces of popcorn at the guy on the table.

“Hey, sorry, where am I?”

The woman looks up and smiles at her.

“This is The Roadhouse. How the hell did you get here? Not that I’m complaining, of course. It’s nice to see a new face now and then.”

Charlie freezes. A little swelling feeling rises in her. Is that a good emotion or a bad one? Nope…definitely good. Like when she read the fourth Harry Potter book and saw the description of a not-too-unfamiliar black dog for the first time…that sort of happy, excited feeling.

“You must be Ellen Harvelle.”

“I am. How did you—?”

“And you’re Jo. And Ash. Oh my gosh.”

“Honey, are you okay? How do you—”

“Charlie Bradbury,” she says, sticking her hand out in a greeting. Ellen shakes it warily.

“Friend of the Winchesters’.”

All three of them turn to face her.

“They speak highly of you,” she adds on to the end. They all smile a bit. Ash leaps off the table and runs up to her to shake her hand too.

“Snuck your way in here, then?” he asks. She shrugs and smiles. He nods his head approvingly. Jo smiles and pats her shoulder.

“Well, sit down and have a drink with us, Charlie. I’m sure you’ve got all sorts of stories to tell us.”

Jimmy & Amelia Novak confirmed soulmates.

#SEE#THAT IS WHAT CANON SOULMATES LOOK LIKE#THEY DON’T HAVE TO TRAVEL THE AXIS MUNDI TO FIND EACH OTHER#boomsuckit.gif  (via defilerwyrm)

your heaven would be a place where you can fix everything with your hands

Canon things in Supernatural we should never forget

Sam and Dean do not share a heaven.

Sam and Dean do not share a heaven.

SAM anD DEAn DO nOT SHARE A HEAVEN.

*breathes heavily*.

Dark Side of the Moon is one of my favorite (and imho, most painful) SPN episodes, but one I feel gets greatly overlooked in fandom. And I know that I’ve seen more and better meta on this subject before, but it’s something people frequently mis-state (like the fandom ‘fact’ that Dean was born on a Thursday), and it makes me froth at the mouth every time.

When the boys die in DSOTM, Sam is shot first. If Sam and Dean shared a heaven, this would mean that Dean, dying second, should immediately go into the shared heaven with Sam. This is not what happens; Dean ends up in the Impala, alone. He steps outside into a memory; this first heaven Dean experiences is the fireworks with teenage Sam while he himself is an adult. If that was RealSam, not SimulcraSam, Sam would have been his adult self experiencing the memory with Dean. Dean remembers the shooting and ends up alone in the Impala again; not in the Impala with Sam. If Sam and Dean shared a heaven, Sam would be with Dean both times waking up in the Impala. He is not. The thirteen year old Sam Dean sees is SimulcraSam.

Cas speaks to Dean. Dean drives, and finds the Real Sam, sitting as an adult in the place he would have sat as a youngster, enjoying Thanksgiving. Exactly as Dean was in the place he would have been as a youngster with SimulcraSam in the fireworks memory, meaning that yes: if the fireworks Sam had been Real Sam, he would have been his adult self.

The episode continues from there and makes crystal clear that the boys do not share a heaven. Their memories are separate and distinct. Mary in Dean’s heaven cannot see or hear Sam, which hardly sounds like an experience that would be heaven for Sam Winchester.Indeed, some of the ‘heaven’ memories are each others worst memories (the night Sam leaves for Stanford would not, in any world, be a part of Dean’s heaven; nor would the two weeks Sam ran away to Flagstaff). 

They visit each others ‘heaven’ memories. They don’t share a damned heaven. 

/end rant

Castiel Graphics Challenge → wincechesters vs. fireworks-in-heaven prompt: "Heaven" - is what I cannot reach! by Emily Dickinson

The sad part is that Dean acts surprised that he’s in Heaven. Like somehow he doesn’t deserve to be there.

What if heaven is a giant movie theater where you can watch fanfiction as movies and your otp is canon and there’s free refills on popcorn

You know… normal girls just daydream about getting married and perfect outfits.

"I had the weirdest dream when I was out. It was Christmas, and my parents were still alive, and -"

"Dream? …Heaven - it’s your dream life."

OHMYGOD THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME REALIZE THIS JESUS OHMYGOD

IT’S CANON THAT CASTIEL’S HEAVEN IS DEAN

BUT WHAT KILLS ME IS THAT IT’S SO TRUE THOUGH HE SAID ‘DEAN’ LIKE THERE YOU ARE BUT WAS SO SURPRISED WHEN HE SAW SAM UGH KILL ME NOW

#Good Omens