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Tales of an Injured Fog Rat

@almaasi / almaasi.tumblr.com

Elmie. 31, they/them, Aotearoa New Zealand. Words-witch and illustrator of soft queer fiction.
"[Elmie is] not an un-charming person." - Siddig el Fadil, July 2nd 2021
highkey: ⋆ Rabbit LightningRhett & Link ⋆ lowkey: ⋆ GarashirGood OmensDestiel ⋆ ⋆ intersectional feminism ⋆ misc. ⋆
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Sid talking about hanging out with his little nonsense children fans during the Sid City Social Club, and about Garashir!

He says THE SWEETEST THINGS about us, about me, and my Garashir play Little Achievements.

In Little Achievements, the second fanfic play that you performed, the relationship between Bashir and Garak is openly romantic. What inspired the decision to perform a fanfic with that element rather than just leaving it to subtext?
AS: Well, there's a lot of things. First thing is that Elmie, who wrote it, is a very prolific fanfic writer in the community. Everybody seemed to know them, and they certainly seemed to know everybody else and seemed like a really, really nice person. We had a chat online in our Zoom thing, and they said that they would love to write the piece if I wouldn't mind. And I said just deliver it and we'll have a look at it and see what we think. [Andy and I] thought that they'd done a really good job — it was charming, it was pure, and it was completely non-canonical, but that's not the point!
This [play] is different and delicious, so it’s kind of an amuse-bouche. Ira [Steven Behr], funnily enough, said in front of everybody that had he been able to write a little bit more explicitly back in the 90s, he would have, regarding Garak. He just knew [then] that there was absolutely no way he was going to win that fight. So in a way, [performing Elmie’s play] was a full circle. It was really nice to go, oh, this is what's happening. I just think it's a very sweet story.

But this is my favourite part:

Myself, I was a fairly awkward young man. A stranger in a new land. Always been an outsider, having never quite been Black enough, and never quite been white enough. I could fulfill [Bashir], imbue him with my sense of respectful awkwardness, and sudden flurries of enthusiasm that I probably had myself. I'm very proud that the LGBTQ+ community and the neurodivergent community wrap their arms around him, and in a way I think this Sid City Social Club is me saying thank you [by] actually getting people's stories. We have a disproportionately high percentage of those communities in the social club who have become great friends as a result of being together in this. I'm really proud of that. And I'm really proud of Bashir being the catalyst for that.

Bless you, Sid <3

Anyway, the whole article is a great read, so go check it out!

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Let’s Play Doctors

FIC UPDATED!!! (2 chapters, complete)

Dean/Cas ⋆ 8.4k ⋆ Explicit

canon!verse, bottom!Dean, doctor!Cas, whether it’s established relationship or not is up to you

After finishing up a case, Dean asks Cas to keep his Dr. Sexy coat on, and they sneak back into an empty medical ward. A friendly scan of Dean’s beating heart turns into something more exciting, as the scanner slips lower… Castiel is happy to go along with the doctor/patient roleplay, assisting with Dean’s experiments – even once they turn sexual. …You know. …For science. “Do you think this machine could see me having sex?”
“Could see— I’m sorry, what?” Castiel tilted his head.
Dean scrunched a hand on his stomach, eyes down so he didn’t have to look at his best friend. “If I was havin’ sex right now. Would it be able to see what’s inside me? L-l-like my fingers, or. Or a dick. You know.”
“I don’t know,” Castiel said truthfully.
Dean shuddered, lips parting, legs parting. “Only one way to find out…?“
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Have we discussed yet the red question mark directly behind Castiel’s head?  That’s two big red question marks for Cas in two promo shots. 

The strawberries on the roof look like two hearts touching.

2 strawberries touching and one off to the side where Mary’s sitting

Ooh I noticed the strawberry hearts! I was wondering if that would get picked up or if I was being crazy! question marks around Cas hmmm… maybe because he has soooooo many unanswered questions surrounding him at the moment??

What are the flowers on the table?

Totally not a flower expert so anyone have any ideas? 

FYI I am getting giddy already about something as simple as analysing flowers… this is crazy. I love you all. 

*raises hand*

Ehm, I used to study Flower & Design and was forced to recognize over 500 different flowers/plants and their names in latin. 

It’s a succulent named a ‘Kalanchoe’. 

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the symbolic meaning of the kalanchoe, according to this: “Endurance, lasting affection.”

and according to this: “red-flowered plants on Valentine’s day or Women’s day, or pink for a birth”

well doesn’t that just sum up the “coffee date with boyfriend and newly-undead mother” thing perfectly

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quasarkisses

zombies who are super frustrated with their speech impediments and lack of fine motor skills because it makes it hard to communicate even a few of their many thoughts and ideas to others, and come off as slow or stupid

greek-style gods who walk around in the streets like ultra-powerful celebrities, just chilling

dragons who still kidnap teenagers, rescuing them from abusive and unhealthy home lives and keeping youth off the streets

witches who make illegal spell deals in the early hours of the morning. people spike their coffees with charisma and alertness potions.

rare angels who have serious issues with personal space because no for the billionth time you can not touch my fucking wings back off bitch

sirens who are furious that they can’t sing when their non-siren friends play fall out boy in the car because they’ll distract the driver and probably die

an android civil rights movement centered around technological art, circuits and code filling art galleries and techno music at an all-time high with more subdivisions than rock

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astramachina

It's true that I go back to Elmie's stories more times because they just make me so happy, like I'm bathing in sunshine and bubbles, and chocolate, whatever, but yours, they make my hert tremble, they make me think about what I wanna do with my life, to be honest. They are the type that makes you wonder - would I do that? And that is wonderful. Lots of love.

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it’s good to be able to balance it out; bring both very different sides into perspective. Elmie’s sunshine and love is the thing that would snap me out of the doom and gloom whenever i got too deep into a puddle of, well, doom and gloom. and i’m just damn happy to known that it’s the same for our readers! the fact that my stories make you ask that question is a complete delight because it tells me that i am, in fact, doing something right.

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autisticbee

Hi, I was in the Misha lounge when we were talking about autism, there was a lady who told Misha that her son (who has autism) relates to Cas a lot. Misha said that he thinks that Cas is on the autistic spectrum, and he says that a lot of people he's met have told him they relate to Cas because they're autistic. There was also another lady in the lounge who thanked Misha for the way he plays Cas because she's autistic herself. Hope that helps :)

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I hope you don’t mind me publishing this (if you do let me know) but I wanted to keep this forever

Thank you so much!

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"you look like you want attention for your art/fic when you publicly answer praise"

fucker lemme see you sit down for a few thousand words or through six practice sketches over the course of several hours and then not want attention for it. step off, you oozing blue twat waffle.

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I swear to every heaven ever imagined, if I hear one more dead-eyed hipster tell me that art is dead, I will personally summon Shakespeare from the grave so he can tell them every reason why he wishes he were born in a time where he could have a damn Gmail account. The day after I taught my mother how to send pictures over Iphone she texted me a blurry image of our cocker spaniel ten times in a row. Don’t you dare try to tell me that that is not beautiful. But whatever, go ahead and choose to stay in your backwards-hoping-all-inclusive club while the rest of us fall in love over Skype. Send angry letters to state representatives, as we record the years first sunrise so we can remember what beginning feels like when we are inches away from the trigger. Lock yourself away in your Antoinette castle while we eat cake and tweet to the whole universe that we did. Hashtag you’re a pretentious ass hole. Van Gogh would have taken 20 selfies a day. Sylvia Plath would have texted her lovers nothing but heart eyed emojis when she ran out of words. Andy Warhol would have had the worlds weirdest Vine account, and we all would have checked it every morning while we Snap Chat our coffee orders to the people we wish were pressed against our lips instead of lattes. This life is spilling over with 85 year olds rewatching JFK’s assassination and 7 year olds teaching themselves guitar over Youtube videos. Never again do I have to be afraid of forgetting what my fathers voice sounds like. No longer must we sneak into our families phonebook to look up an eating disorder hotline for our best friend. No more must I wonder what people in Australia sound like or how grasshoppers procreate. I will gleefully continue to take pictures of tulips in public parks on my cellphone and you will continue to scoff and that is okay. But I hope, I pray, that one day you will realize how blessed you are to be alive in a moment where you can google search how to say I love you in 164 different languages

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This is so beautiful.

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