Tales of an Injured Fog Rat

I've been waiting for someone to do this, and I am not at all disappointed.

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Dammit I just CAN’T with how gorgeous your lines and palette choices are. And the dynamism in your figures and posing!

[Julian Bashir and Elim Garak kissing.  The colors are purple and teal, with orange and light green highlights.]

*checks notes* uhhhhhhh, one order of “intersex!Julian is pregnant with Miles and Keiko’s baby, and is touch-starved and stressed so Garak cuddles him a lot?? 43k? T-rated so that one 14-year-old who’s following me can read this? yep here’s one of those”

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He’s just up there

Story time about something similar, actually!

I’m a pilot, and thus like 85% of my friends are ALSO pilots and one of them is just this delightful older guy that named Bruce. Bruce is a man of simple pleasures, he likes mediocre bbq and to take his vintage J3 Piper Cub out like, every other week just to have the old girl not look so sad in the hangar. We also live about 30NM south of an air base and, according to him, there was a squad of fighter planes out and they wanted some guys to go up in their planes for intercept practice (with pay, obviously) so the guys could get real time practice looking for unfamiliar aircraft.

Bruce, a man who doesn’t need it but wants to say he flew with some fighter jets, takes them up on their offer and takes the old girl up for them. Now, if you’re unfamiliar with a J3, this thing is slow as shit. Like, horrendously slow. And there was a decent headwind that day blowing in off the coast and Bruce gets the brilliant idea that he’s going to do something they can’t. So Bruce turns that old cub into the wind and just flies slow enough that he’s genuinely flying BACKWARDS and the next thing he knows are these three jets screaming past him, wings wobbling something fierce as they’re all about to stall, and the pilots yelling over the radio like “How are you DOING THAT” 

He likes to say he owned the air force something awful that day.

The difference between a large and small beer at Applebee’s

#LOOK AT DEANS PUPILS DILATE FFS DEAD JENSEN THAT IS SOME NEXT LEVEL SHIT DESTIEL COCKLES WHO THE FUCK KNOWS (via @askewbluetie)

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You can’t fake pupil dilation. And you know nobody’s playing with the lighting to make them dilate (what would be the point, from a production point of view?). This is 100% natural reaction. Destiel? Cockles? Both? The world may never know…

MISHA TOO MISHA TOO

Ummm. S'gotta be Cockles. You can’t *act* pupil dilation either. Go try it. I’ll wait.

Signed: A girl with acquired Horner’s syndrome (go Google it) who has spent too much time staring at her pupils and thinking about how they act.

for anyone who doesn’t already know, if your pupils dilate when you look at someone it’s most likely a sign of interest / attraction / arousal (take your pick).

I’m going to talk about Jensen’s pupil dilation for a second, because it’s incredibly obvious compared to whatever Misha’s eyes are doing.

let’s say controlled pupil dilation was possible. Jensen would probably attempt to conquer that ability for the sake of acting better. he’s all about the subtleties. we know that about his acting.

so if Jensen did indeed have impossible eye-controlling superpowers, I have a question. why would Jensen make a point of using that power to show Dean as attracted to Cas? let me list the reasons. 1. he was consciously playing Dean as bisexual, 2. he was invested in Destiel as a romantic relationship from the get-go, 3. both of the above. (of course, this is assuming that he dilated his pupils ~on purpose~.)

the thing is, though, over the years hundreds of actors and actresses came and went, playing other characters who interact with Dean, and Jensen didn’t bother to use this fantastic pupil-dilating power each time Dean was attracted to someone. so what made Misha different? was it that he’d be sticking around, and it was worth putting in the effort? nope. the writers hadn’t even planned on bringing Cas back after the first three episodes of season 4. Misha was supposed to be on set for a few weeks and then he’d be gone. at the time Jensen and Misha met, not expecting it to last, Jensen couldn’t have been deeply invested in Destiel as a future relationship -- certainly not enough to care whether or not his goddamn pupils were dilated. this gifset is from the second episode they had together.

sure, Jensen could’ve been going for “the pushy angel turns Dean on”; end of story. whether he played that consciously or not, that’s what became canon. Dean is totally into Cas, hooray! nobody is surprised.

but c’mon, let’s face it. those aren’t magical eye-controlling superpowers. nothing’s happening to the lights to make Jensen’s pupils expand. it’s definitely not CGI. above all: Jensen’s not dilating his pupils on purpose. what you’re looking at is not singularly Dean’s attraction to Cas. you’re seeing Jensen’s attraction to Misha too. these dorks just met two weeks ago (8 days filming each episode), and Jensen is already hopelessly gone on Misha.

in conclusion, this is straight-up Cockles.

this dipshit wasted 8 bottles of coke for this stupid 6 second video

He achieved human flight via soda rockets attached to his feet. I think that’s worth like… $25.

My piece for the  Destiel 2014 Calendar.  Go check it out! Everyone did such beautiful work!  *breathes heavy* the NSFW Calendar is so bleeping sexy.

PRAYER CIRCLE FOR KEVIN NOT TO BE KILLED OFF

Guys.

I made Sam’s Instagram.

It’s here. http://instagram.com/nottamoose/

I will upload more. I promise.

What have I started….

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