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By Thingssicant and amazing art by @28goldens

Outta this world! Our new dreamy astrohunks have taken off!
These three starry eyed lads are heading one direction, to the moon!
With the help and funding from Simon Cowell himself, we're taking one small step for man, and one giant leap for mankind- HA!

Cowell has much bigger plans for these lads than a few steps. With his new program, they will be three of the first humans to actually live on the moon!

I got the lucky chance to stand and watch the takeoff, I could feel the nerves off those boys! And the heat! And boy was it hot!

Wish our lads luck, and keep your eye on The Moon (our lovely paper, and their lovely home) for more updates on the happenings of the newest men to join the stars.

Published by Harry styles, all rights reserved.

(Or Harry is a journalist, Louis is an astronaut, but it's way more complicated than that)
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I wonder if he really won't sing the first verse of wdbhg ever again, hjshajs.

One of the best lyriiiicccssss.

I BUILT YOU A HOUSE FROM A BROKEN HOME AND I WROTE YOU A SONG WITH THE WORDS YOU SPOKE

like???

ALL THE REST OF MY CRIMES DON'T COME CLOSE TO THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE WHEN I LET YOU GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????

goddammit.

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Harry Styles has very few enemies, and even fewer friends. On the outskirts of the village, past the stream but before the river, sits a small one-room cottage, cool in the summers but draughty in the winters. In that one room cottage sits a cooking pot over a fire, a smaller selection of woodworking tools, and a nest of furs that is the pride and joy of one lonely omega. Or, what does one do when a feral alpha shows up in town ready to be executed?

Written for the @1dalphalouisfest

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“I didn’t! I was in the queue, but I never got a number! To be honest, I got caught up with the qualifying yesterday. But I did try. I did try. [Interviewer tells him Oasis will send you tickets] I’ve got my fingers crossed.”

-Louis on not managing to get Oasis tickets through Ticketmaster! (1 September 2024)

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