Wish I was a late bronze age girl

I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.

tumblr? tiktok did not like this video.

but y'all?

i think y'all will know what to do with it.

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

Hey mutuals if Tumblr goes down remember you can find me as a 1% encounter rate in Johto’s Dark Cave

I’ve been having a horribly shitty week

A crossover for the ages.

Prequel

O sapo-de-chifres ou sapo-folha (Proceratophrys boiei) é uma espécie de anfíbio da família Odontophrynidae. Essa espécie é endêmica do Brasil e é encontrada em várias regiões do país. Sua distribuição inclui principalmente áreas de Mata Atlântica, que é um bioma caracterizado por florestas tropicais úmidas e diversidade biológica excepcional

I had no idea the entire horns closed as the eyelids oh my god

Ever seen a Golden Tiger sneeze?

(Source)

The Observers.

top 10 characters they need to bring back in the next zelda game

2. other toilet hand

3. THAT FUCKING BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite

hello pals ✨

I'm opening another type of commissions ! Little fancy portraits to use as icons for your socials or your dnd adventures 🧙‍♂️

Price is 130 euros, made beforehand through paypal invoice, and includes 1 character, front-facing or profile, with limited accessories. Canon or oc, I don't mind :> I'll need visuals references for the character, and eventually the colors you'd like me to use.

There are 7 option to pick for each customizable elements, for the moment. I'll try to add more options whenever I have the time and the inspiration strikes. I can send you a higher version for the crests by mail, I understand on such a little format there are a bit hard to decipher 🙈

Once your choices are made, you can send them to me with your character references under this format 1/A/a (number is for flower, caps for the frieze, and lowercase for the crest).

The crests can be a bit embellished, in the sense that I can put little dangly baubles here and here, if you wish !

If you're interested by this format or have any questions, you can send me a mail at [email protected] 💌

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

me when a character who was completely powerless gains power and proceeds to lose themselves in the intoxication of it before coming to and being horrified by their own capacity for bloodlust