Every single thing I learn about Bridgerton or The Boys is the new dopiest thing I’ve ever heard.
I will never forgive Netflix for mothballing the Redwall adaptation by the guy who did Over the Garden Wall. The children yearn for the mice.
LOOK AT WHAT WE COULD HAVE HAD
I think my big “why cop out of this one?” moment watching The Simpsons was when Selma married Abe.
See the problem is that in the post-90s iteration of The Simpsons bizarre stuff is always happening to Homer and his family because he is an incurable seeker of chaos, but in the 90s Simpsons bizarre stuff is always happening to Homer and his family because his boss is amnesiacally obsessed with him.
It’s not even my favorite idea for Fry and Leela’s endgame wedding, but it is really funny that they could just go to City Hall, dissolve their divorce and head home.
think commander
Please pray for my sister in college. She’s under a ton of stress.
it is so cute that candace and kevin are both consistently making fools of themselves in front of their cool crushes but their cool crushes are just like this is the best person I’ve ever met
they were playing running up the hill yesterday at the bar and I realized that when kate bush says she is "running up that building" she is probably using the stairs. and not running up the side of the building. like naruto
no it's definitely the naruto one
It’s literally up the side. She says “running up that road,” then “running up that hill,” then “running up that building,” describing progressively more difficult modes of ascent.