ok i kissed u now stay quite

punches walls* I NEED THEIR WEDDING NOW

A lute in the shape of Godzilla.

FUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

she touch my yippee till i yay

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ok well i'm gonna go jerk off now *starts getting lowered by chain pulley into an ominous glowing red pit*

wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night

i find it so interesting how people act like "critically examining a piece of media" is the opposite of "enjoying that piece of media." rip to you but i actually find it really enjoyable and compelling to dissect and think through the art i engage with

@ me

remember when there were only some vids with ads on youtube.... u cant even rickroll anymore. they put ads before it. so u know ur being rickrolled. before it even plays the song. they took it from us

the world u were born in no longer exists

tumblrinas need to see this

"That's a conventionally attractive tiger!"

yesterday i was insane about that fictional man. today i am insane about that fictional man. tomorrow? take a wild guess brother

Showing my cock things it's never seen before

1. The inside of a sprite can

2. h..hopital

what is it about the autumn in particular that brings out the melancholic longing 😮‍💨

Seasonal depression?

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

What do you mean David ?

DAVID, STOP PLAYING WITH US !

We got one very hilarious win