aries: gets sneezed on
taurus: gets sneeezed on
gemini: who?
cancer: gets sneezed on
leo: gets sneezed on
virgo: gets sneezzed on
libra: getss sneezed on
scorpio: gets sneezed on
sagittarius: getts sneezed on
capricorn: god bless you
aquarius: gets sneezed on
pisces: gets sneezed on
on monday im going to visit my cool sneeze friends @softcorescorn @senberet @snez and @allergenius >:3 be jealous
HOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEE
ok but how many of y’all on okcupid
My typical saturday night routine was interrupted.
Here you go @senberet
Concept: getting whumped by your job when you get called in for a night shift and work morning the next day. Barely any sleep between and still recovering from a cold you can't shake
A summer cold paired with bad hayfever and then the phrase “God, I’m so f/kin sick…”
please join our discord :)
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪
👐👏 👐👏 👐👏 👐👏 👐👏 👐👏 👐👏 👐👏
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I’d like to point out that I’m 10/10 miserable right now but it’s because I made out with a sick person
there was enough interest that i went ahead and made a fetish discord! the link is here: https://discord.gg/DhWZykt
if anyone needs help with discord or anything let me know and i’ll sort you out! hope to see everyone there >:3
reblog to spread the word please!!
hey i fucked up and forgot to add in the original post that the discord server is only for ages 18+, can you guys do me a favor and start reblogging this version instead? i fucked up lmao! thank you
as someone who gets off on on topic phrases, you bet my big gay ass I’m going to use being sad as an excuse to say “I don’t feel good” way too often
"wazoo," yelled sneezy sid seductively in 2004 as he opened the door to the snozet filled with 14% clothes and 86% dust,
“gazoontite!!!!!” SAid Darlene who was 5′6, 107 pounds, and had long blonde hair and green eyes, she was turned on by the sneeze but did not say anything but trust me those loins wEre warm i wonder if he has a cold
when you get your first forum warning
literally nothing in the world funnier than reading a sickfic where the author types out stuffy talk only it’s the version where they just make the first letter of every word a “B” and not changing anything else
🅱️tuffy 🅱️alk
when ur friends make snsezzing vids but u can’t watch because they’re like your bros and you don’t wanna be a homo
