Anonymous asked you:
For Eugene: Hi, Eugene! As far as I know you were raised in an immigrant Jewish family. In the USSR Jewish people were known by their unique sense of humor (Odessa-city humor for instance). Were you influenced by this tradition? Thank you! - Rusty
I grew up in a family with a great sense of humor, but we were from Moscow, where the comedy tradition is mostly about avoiding being captured and sent to Siberia. So, I don’t know that I was influenced by that specifically. But I do love the Odessa Steps Sequence in Battleship Potemkin. Makes me laugh every time! Plus, that’s why I do so much montage humor today.
awriterindetox asked you:
What would it take to get you to perform at my 31st birthday party?
Depending who and where you are, probably between $15000 and $30000. Not because that is what someone should pay me, but the idea of performing at a birthday sounds terrible. But, if afterwards I could buy part of a house, it would maybe be worth it? Plus, what if the show went okay?
Anonymous asked you:
Eugene, have you ever asked them let you draw Gene for a entire episode of Bob’s Burgers? That would be groundbreaking stuff…
I have not. I don’t know that it would be groundbreaking, since other performers have maybe drawn stuff before, but it would definitely look terrible, so that would be nice.
jenremauro asked you:
For Eugene; Where do babies come from?
When a man cums inside a woman (in her “normal zone”), if she is fertile, a baby will grow inside her. That’s what it implies in Cosmo at least.
No plans now, but maybe next time I’m on tour.
Anonymous asked you:
Eugene, if you were an unconventional superhero (not the usual Marvel/DC powers), what would your powers be and what would you fight?
I would probably be like the superhero Superior or someone out of Astro City. But to distinguish myself from the traditional Marvel/ DC superhero, I would talk about the Velvet Underground and how I like pre-1978 Jethro Tull. Still, I’d probably fly and stuff. Maybe I’d have gadgets too.
That’s it for this edition of Ask a Professional Comedian. A big, sincere thanks to Eugene Mirman and to all of you who sent in questions!