#this is so much to tag ya'll – @all-hail-moon-dogs on Tumblr

i keep seeing these so as a cat lover i must contribute

podcasts rated based on CAT

WTNV: koshekh my beloved. if only I knew how to properly spell your name. a solid 11/10 for effort on behalf of the creator’s parts, specifically because like many cats, he does not want to be perceived.

TMA: oh admiral my admiral. a top cat, really truly deserves the entire world and i’m very grateful he is back where he belongs. another 11/10, this time to jonny sims for making at least one character who’s always happy.

TAZ: GARFIELD. also: heathcliff. and the glowing cat from graduation who’s name I don’t remember. 12/10 for 2 solid cat characters, 3 cats overall. thank you mcelroys.

W359: no cats. space is probably a bad place for cats. still, 0/10 for price and cutter for not even attempting to send a cat to deep space.

Penumbra: cat caper! unfortunately that resulted in mostly dead cats :( but 5/10 for having cat.

tanis + rabbits + black tapes + faerie: more catless hellscapes. probably for the best given the content of these shows, but still disappointing. terry I expect at least one cat from you once. 0/10.

Bright Sessions: I’m sure Caleb has a cat. there’s no way Joan hasn’t had one at least once. 3/10 because lauren shippen wouldn’t have let some of these people not have cats.

King Falls: pretty sure the only person who canonically had cats was cynthia, good for her. 4/10 for kyle giving cats to a character the MCs decided to just hate for no reason.

Two Princes: no cats, but dragon! and a dog I’m pretty sure. 7/10 for dragon content.

Wayward Guide: it was literally about werewolves there was not a single cat onsite. 1/10 because I want to give tin can bros some credit.

Passenger List: no cats!!! no animals at all. just humans and planes. 1/10 for a severe lack of cats but because I really appreciate hearing colin morgan’s voice on a podcast since he seems to do about 1 gig every decade.

Old Gods of Appalachia: a few cats dotted here and there. some familiars! which are the Best type of cat. 9/10 for having cats, and for having the Best Type of Cats. this is a very dog heavy show, so I’m glad sometimes a feline shows up.