audio drama podcasts really do be like

ep. 1: uh-oh spaghetti-os! mike’s just trying to document this new walk of life he’s got and his wacky coworker/bestfriend/lover/sworn enemy ripped his lucky pair of underwear to shreds! also mike’s a manic depressive with a severe case of the ego-blues! everyone’s very gay! 

ep. 54: the gods this government conspiracy created discovered will wreak havoc upon everyone and everything mike has ever loved unless he prevents the inevitable apocalypse.