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as a community I feel like we do not discuss how hard it is to identify men's voices on dnd play podcasts for the first couple of episodes

#why can i recognize the women #but not the men #i don't understand #can't lie this has been sitting in the drafts for a Long time so I decided it's time to clean out #critical role #critical role campaign 3 #adventure zone #the adventure zone #taz #taz balance #vox machina

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you do not choose the dnd play podcast character, the dnd play podcast character chooses You

#or you get attached to every character taliesin jaffe has ever created and all of his characters choose you #it's just how it be sometimes #idk #critical role #hell's bells #vox machina #mighty nein #the adventure zone #taz balance #taz amnesty #taz graduation #taz ethersea #percival de rolo #ashton greymoore #taako taaco #mollymauk tealeaf

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at one point i was like: why is there not a more significant overlap between taz and critical role fans? and then Thursday hit me.

#something about podcasts and thursdays #smh #anyway i'm saying there is overlap but not as much as you'd expect #it's a lotta content to do in one day #i'm dooming myself #shitpost #the adventure zone #taz balance #critical role #cr #critical role 1 #critical role 3

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romance is dead and he's dating a magic elf

#yeah that's right #taz balance

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the zone of adventure: imbalance will, in fact, be my joker moment.

#i'm losing my goddamn mind #we're doing What now #with Whom #tres horny boys in the club??#this is gonna fucking blow my mind #16 year old me would be literlaly sobbing rn #taz #the adventure zone #the zone of adventure #imbalance #taz balance #themcelroys #tres horny boys #taako #merle #magnus

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tag urself taz s4 trailer edition

(i’m the horseshoe crab buddy)

#so fucking excited for this fucking season oml #hell Yeah #taz #the adventure zone #taz s4 #taz ethersea #mcelroy #the mcelroy family #taz balance #taz amnesty #taz graduation

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these millennial podcast creators acting like they didn’t read lemony snicket and grow insanely fond of eye imagery

#this is such a shitpost i don't even know what to tag #don't come at me with that series unfortunate e. wasn't out yet bs #i'm thriving let me live #nightvale #welcome to nightvale #magnus archives #the magnus archives #tma #king falls am #kfam #the adventure zone #taz balance

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here, have this age list i made for various podcast protagonists for literally no reason at all

Cecil Palmer - unknown. fanon usually puts him in his late 30s. kinda immortal.

Nic Silver - also unknown. literally. and he might even be a real person. i think. ~~regardless, probably 30s~~

Sammy Stevens - also also unknown. probably later 30s. impulsive disaster of a man.

taako - actually immortal. said to be over 65, more likely over 100. fakes being a moron for money.

merle highchurch - unknown. probably as old as taako. not sure how dnd dwarf ages work. an old, wise dumbass.

magnus - human, so maybe later 40s. definitely lives longer than a normal man. good at rushing in.

Juno Steel - 39. i swear this lady acts 50 years older than he is and like, 21, all at once.

Doug Eiffel - 36. not known for acting his age, so this feels fake. he’s a child.

Jon Sims - 30/31. holy shit he’s a baby. ~~and the oldest person here.~~

Kaitlin Le - 31. the most mature person on this list.

Joan Bright - 32. she and kaitlin would really go well together. combined they could probably take down every other dumbass already listed here.

Sir Caroline - another unknown. probably late 20s, maybe early 30s. she seemed like a good mc to go with, since she’s a badass and the only female knight ~~but she’s still only got like one brain cell~~. could singlehandedly take down everyone.