Parasite Apologist

please please does anybody have the “i love my this” image please i can’t find it anywhere i’m getting desperate

apollyon stuff

She giving me pyramid head so good i go silent.

hill

when the berry squirts i feel nothing at all

when the berry squirts i feel nothing at all

when the berry squirts i feel nothing at all

when the berry squirts i feel nothing at all

when the berry squirts i feel nothing at all

the dash is in tatters. please say something nice to the person you reblog this from. it's so sad to see you all so sad

when i was a kid i used to pray to god every night that he would “create an invisible hole somewhere”. to me an “invisible hole” was a deep pit that would look like regular ground until you stepped on it, at which point you would presumably fall to your death - an illusory floor. it was very important to me that it was just at some random location, because it had to trap a person i didn’t know and would never meet, though in my attempt to actualize my prayer through whatever focus my 4 year old brain could muster up i did start to imagine the future victim’s face as they met their sudden demise. i was not motivated by any potential personal gain, i simply wanted to test god’s power.

Oh my god i said last night that this doge shit was making me feel like oppenheimer and now trump is comparing it to the manhattan project... Too on the nose. too on the nose. this is going to make me break my weed break early i need to use a substance or two

this is literally the most terrifying popup ive ever gotten in webkinz i didnt even do anythING

We could save whales from poaching by breeding them with scorpians. nobody will messs with my stingwhale…