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#english majors
Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.
okay but what’s updog ?
Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.
No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released
You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.
No, that’s uptalk. You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.
surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs
You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
no that’s an updraft
updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them
No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.
No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.
No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
What’s a henway?
Oh, about 5 pounds.
GOTTEM
this post pushed me down the stairs and stole my firstborn child
Y’all I’ve been at the gym every day this week. WHO AM I
“I’m a walking meme!”
robin and steve only applying to jobs where they’d be working together because they’re bffs and know they won’t be able to stand anyone else
Stoners are fucking annoying but weed should still be legal
I would rather deal with some idiot who thinks that posting greyscale videos of them taking rips from their bong while mouthing dashboard confessional lyrics on snapchat is high art than live in a world where illegal weed is the primary source of labor for the prison industrial system
Back at it! Post-gym selfie! I don’t look that sweaty but holy god am I out of shape 😂😂 at least I get to veg out in a massage chair for 15 minutes now (at Planet Fitness) https://www.instagram.com/p/BySYSLcJh8K/?igshid=1mg4wd2douxcd
I didn’t get to ask my question, but look! @therussobrothers! And yes, for those of you keeping track this is my 4th viewing since Thursday. #noshame @airandspacemuseum @marvelstudios @marvel https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw586HuhOAh/?igshid=h5nr49imwziv
OK BUT I MET THE PINK RANGER AND 6-12 YEAR OLD ME IS LIKE....FREAKING OUT (at Awesome Con) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw0CdrbhLGz/?igshid=10tgo4vdysyhs
Tauba Auerbach - Alphabetized Bible (2006)
i csn’t brteath
wat
When it’s 11pm on a Sunday night and you remember you had homework
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR YEARS HOLY SHIT
1. My face hurts like a mofo. Don’t faceplant into a wardrobe 0/10 do not recommend
2. The show I directed is doing so well and getting amazing reviews and I am so fucking proud
3. I’m in love with an amazing guy who loves me back and honestly I never thought that would happen so that’s nice
“Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love…”
— William Shakespeare
“I fell in love the way you fall asleep, slowly and then all at once.”
— The Fault in our Stars
i can NOT stop thinking about when c.s. lewis introduced a character by saying “his name, unfortunately, was Eustace Scrubb” like BRUH no need to do him dirty like that 😭😭 you GAVE him that name. tf
You forgot he immediately followed it with “and he almost deserved it.”
Tumblr you flagged a picture of my dogs paw as potentially having adult content. What r u doing.