hello there allies and enemies

MEGAN THEE STALLION as Starfire for Halloween 2024

good news everybody

I promise this strain won't compress you lolllll dude it was one time rhat happened and you were fine... this one is a good one and you won't gave ur quality lowered..

"Whoa nice, a backup camera¹!"

¹backup cameras have been mandatory for over half a decade

THEY HAVE??

There aren't enough fucking hours in the day to get real good at chess, violin, piano, singing, crosswords, film photography, contemporary dance, literary analysis, writing, film criticism, historical analysis, political commentary, tennis, Latin, French, German, Italian, identification of invertebrates, programming, cooking, musical composition, watercolour painting, philosophy, stage acting, fencing, psychoanalysis, and sickoposting online.

Bagworm moth (Psychidae) larval and pupal cases

Photographed in Southeast Asia by Nicky Bay // Website // Facebook

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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her pussy 🧝‍♀️

uhm.... girls only have cocks around these parts, friend

Doing shadow of the colossus shit to HIS pussy

sorry im a lesbian

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her penis?

well if youre unsure i can take over for you

collecting lizards to boost my stamina and climbing the tower to do shadow of the colossus shit to her 17th secret penis

i think the concept of the post is starting to escape us

nothing escapes from me

Thomas Blackshear - Night and Day, Lithograph

Wizard Ritual to Appease The Bone Snake

If you have not supplicated yourself to The Bone Snake today, do so now

If you do not bow to The Bone Snake now, The Bone Snake will force to you to be bowed forever

the sinister sniler

scientist girls in their labs, witch girls in their cottages. both are oh so hard at work coming up with new types of beams to shoot at each other

they are sending their familiars and their lab assistants to fight each other in the forests and in the parking lots

They go to the bar afterwards 

A great thing about tumblr is that when you try to interact with the posts or profile of a user who has you blocked it gets all cute and says 'oh no something went wrong sowwwy </3'.

But then also the whole site's held together with duct tape and hope, so semi-regularly something actually does go wrong when I try to like a mutual's post and I have a momentary panic attack.

The fact that Mars is red is so... symbolically resonant. The fact that Mars is red for the same reason that rust is red, which is also the same reason that blood is red, is so symbolically resonant. There used to be water on Mars, maybe life. A very, very long time ago. Not anymore. Red planet.

book from the sky (tianshu) xu bing, 1989-91

I was so excited to see a copy of this in real life bc it's something I studied in art history. this is a book that was typeset and printed by hand using wooden blocks but every one of the characters was invented for the sake of the piece and does not correspond to any word in the Chinese language

yes. he invented and hand carved 4000 characters. it is a CRAZY project that resulted in an intentionally unreadable book. I love it

Xu Bing you're legendary to me !!!!