are you ready?

in this house we love love and heart shaped things AND the moon

A Red-Faced Sun Rises above a City; Stunted Trees Stand in the Foreground; Representing Either the Culmination of the Alchemical Work or the Star of Hope That Inspires the Alchemist through His Tribulations (after Salomon Trismosin) Edith Annie Ibbs (1863–1937) and Salomon Trismosin (after) Wellcome Collection

stole this from the tl but i need to know

can i come over and do this

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

world heritage post

"Is it a safe space to say i hate-" NOT IN THE MAINTAGS IT ISNT

"I hate [character] from [show] soo much #character, #characters's full name, #show, #character's boyfriend's name"

ARE YOU INSANE

How does superglue REFUSE to come out of the tube when you're actively trying to get some out, but as soon as you give up and put it down, the damn thing decides it's time to do world's best pineapple-with-a-werewolf-boyfriend -impression?

This website makes it impossible to communicate with normal people.

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Kamala: Joe Biden, my kitten, we have been defeated. swallow this pill with Mommy. it will all be over soon....

having a bad day is your fault because it means you arent getting your pussy up --marcus aurelius

With Young Sheldon finally ending, I want to take a moment to honor an image I quote on a weekly if not daily basis