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zoadgo
twdofc-blog asked:

can you make a raven x murphg story? or send me a link to a good one?

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zoadgo answered:

I’ve written a few in the past! I’ll def write more, because it turns out most of them are drabbles and I really ought to write more for these two considering how much potential they had.

Definitions of Innocence- Rated T+, based on a prompt about Murphy being nervous about being a virgin. Fluff and Snark and a little bit of kissing

Heads & Tails- Explicit, for smut in chapter 3. A story @coldsaturn and I were writing together, through pure accident. We both wrote Murven one shots and they worked together so well that we made a story together. It’s mostly just them being bros and denying their feelings for a while, then semi-public sex happens

The drabbles I’ve written for them are here;

Quote Prompt: “Boo.”Quote Prompt: “You heard me. Take. It. Off.”AU Prompt: Brand new neighboursAU Prompt: Living in a society where their love is tabooAU Prompt: One of them trying to get the other off drugsAU Prompt: Literally bumping into each otherAU Prompt: Two miserable people at a weddingAU Prompt: Prostitute/Client

Recommendations! I am a terrible person and don’t tend to save fics that I love, so I am doubtlessly forgetting some but here’s some of the best ones I read

Preying on you tonight- by @clarkeneedsbellamy- Raven breaks down as Murphy watches, hate sex ensues.

My Church Offers No Absolutes- by @labonsoirfemme- I did not reread this one to write a summary, but I totally remember it being fabulous and smutty. Aggressive Apologetic Cunnilingus sums it up, methinks

Anyway, yeah, I guess that’s my masterpost of Murven that I’ve written, plus two recs! If you ever do want me to write something specific, tho, feel free to drop me an ask. I’m terrible about filling prompts (I think I’m up to around 85 unfilled prompts), but ya never know, you might catch me in a productive mood.

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A Voyage  Long and Strange Ch.  17

Summary:

Raditz doesn't come looking for Goku--Frieza's whole crew does, and Bulma's Ph.D.s had not prepared her in the slightest for navigating the political intrigues aboard Frieza's ship, much less her own sham of a marriage to Prince Vegeta. Canon Divergence.

Chapter: 17/?

Rating: M

Excerpt:

They stayed on Yardrat because…well, where else were they going to go?
Their ship was nothing but scrap metal, and their credit accounts were frozen. Officially. Vegeta had suspected it, but stone-cold confirmation came that first night when he attempted to book two rooms at a hotel in the nearest township.
“Guess we’re going to have to work for it,” Kakarott announced, upbeat and determined in a way that Vegeta honestly didn’t feel fit the circumstances. And the other man wasn’t joking, either. He bowed and scraped to the hotel owner, all but tugging at his forelock as he asked if there was anything, anything at all, sir, that needed to be done around the hotel that could cover their night’s stay.

Read chapter 17 on AO3!

#bulma/vegeta#vegebul#DBZ fanfiction#bulma/vegeta fanfiction#a voyage long and strange
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argumate

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

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cargopantsman

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

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argumate

very very slow tigers are chasing me

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yellbug

not to leave a serious comment on a silly post but one of the best pieces of advice I ever got about stress was to SLEEP but secondly, when overwhelmed, lay in a bed and intentionally hold all your muscles clenched. clench EVERYTHING. hold it for a few seconds, then let go. It tricks your animal fight-or-flight monkey brain into thinking it had, and won, a fight, and some of the stress response will leave you

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creekfiend

#turn a slow tiger into a fast tiger with this fucked up trick

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headspace-hotel

“Very very slow tigers are chasing me” is the most hysterical way I’ve ever heard my state of being described

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abigail-rytel

Humans are persistence predators and then created deadlines and out-persistence predator’d ourselves

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thebootydiaries

How many horsepower is 1 horse?

Okay logically it follows that a horse is 1 horse power but what’s the standard? Because horses aren’t the same

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fullmetalwindbreaker

the average horse can produce almost 15 horsepower

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