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DID YOU HEAR ME? PLAY THE FUCKING BEAT!

@alienjock / alienjock.tumblr.com

🦈 michael-elliott. 23. he/him. white. joth alienwolf sharkpuppy boyfriend. stoned butch genderfucked boydyke. autism on legs. HOOT GROWL! 🦉🐻
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hope everyone’s ready for a reintroduction.

( i’m on my phone right now but i’ll update my desktop blog and such. eventually. this is a work in progress. i just took a shot with rose. )

anyway. it’s ya boi mikey. in case anyone needs any reminders or updates, im about to go a little ham:

  • the artist formerly known as shorthalt
  • returning to tumblr after four years of twitter nonsense, can still be found at wuvvywednesday or pokiina
  • TRYING TO STAY HERE THIS TIME. IM SO SERIOUS.
  • yes, i’m a furry.

what i do in general:

  • anthropology
  • marine biology
  • national park conservation. soon. and camping. soon.
  • cooking
  • subliminal forcemasc propganda
  • write both fanfiction and original works
  • adderall.

what i’m doing recently:

  • returning to school in the fall to finish college and get a degree in anthropology
  • physical and mental spring cleaning
  • lots of fake weed
  • my best

what i’m into recently:

  • CURRENT HYPERFIXATIONS: mlp:fim, ovw
  • music. you know. i’ve been listening to music a lot lately
  • ffxiv
  • ttrpgs, primarily motw, 5e, and whatever else i can get my hands on
  • dimension 20 and dropout.tv and their adjacent works
  • middle school darlings (homestuck, mlp, got)
  • film analysis in a cool and nuanced and funny and party way
  • death, just the cosmological concept and its ramifications
  • bdsm education
  • horror and sci-fi
  • pokémon, star wars, monster high, barbie, hatsune miku, night in the woods, friends grocery lists, fake blondes, megan the stallion world domination
  • the works

some random things i have a lot of strong feelings about and will talk about nonstop given the opportunity:

  • MY CURRENT DND CHARACTER CITADEL SHES MY PRINCESS
  • eve. yknow. from the bible.
  • slenderman, the blair witch project, and the history of internet-era horror folklore
  • mount everest and how much i hate tourist climbers
  • cannibalism.
  • doctor perry cox of scrubs fame

various links to important things:

  • zombo.com

please know that i have like a thousand posts from high school that still get a million notes a day so anything you want me to see directly either dm me or send it via an ask.

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🚨⚠️ Warning ⛔️ ‼️

Dear friends, I want to inform you that I have closed the previous fundraising campaign due to difficulties with the old account and its Swedish currency. 💵

I decided to halt my previous fundraising campaign due to the immense effort it required, unfortunately without the desired effectiveness. This was largely because of the challenges related to the currency exchange process

My friends, I am now turning to you, in need of your support in this new campaign. Your unwavering dedication, endless encouragement, and heartfelt care for me and my family mean the world. Thank you deeply for standing by us.”

I have now created a new, 🆕 more accessible account to help us continue gathering the support we desperately need.
I kindly ask for your help in spreading the word about our new 🆕 campaign, supporting me and my family in reaching a place of safety.

♥️Thank you from the bottom of my heart.♥️

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🌹“My friends, I need your help updating the link to my new fundraising campaign. I would be grateful for your support.”🌹

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evilmiku

vetted here please consider donating, they have not collected very much in funds and are very far away from their goal. if you cannot donate then please share.

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radlogaga

Honestly this is fucking brilliant because you can put hot drinks in this cup and since it has a handle you won’t burn your hand drinking it

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🇵🇸 verified/documented gazan fundraisers from my inbox this morning 🇵🇸

@fahedshehab9 (vetted) [gfm link] €63,370/€85,000 goal

@mahmodsy1 (vetted line #63) [gfm link] $6,482/$25,000 goal

@ahmedalnabeeh234 (vetted line #186) [gfm link] $30/$50,000 goal (NOTE: if you recognize ahmed and are wondering about the low amount raised, his funds were recently stolen and he had to start over)

@fatma-family (shared by 90-ghost) [gfm link] $10,175/$20,000 goal

@najahmeq2 (vetted line #49) [gfm link] 4.044€ /80.000€ goal

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alienjock

my friend and i have just accepted that we 100% believe that dialga and palkia are just dimension divorcees and that dialga is very lonely and grumbly and palkia is always bringing up that this is Why Our Marriage Failed, Dialga, Its Because Youre A Child.

you wish you had my vision

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I think often if the time I was working for a state forest overwinter and my roommate and I were the only people living in a 12-bedroom bunkhouse in the forest so one day her friend asked of she could do some sort of volunteer work in and live there for the winter. the friend was a wildland firefighter and it’s a travesty that the most people fighting wildfires in this country are only seasonally employed, unhoused most of the year, and don’t even get health insurance. Genuinely it’ll give me an ulcer if I think too much about it.

We contacted our supervisor who told us there was no volunteer work that qualified for housing but when he found out she fights fires in the forest we were managing, I guess he reasoned that she sort of worked there anyway, so he said, “just don’t make it obvious.”

So she lived there all winter & one day one of the forest rangers in charge of our housing came to do her annual inspection and she walked in, saw three bedrooms occupied when there should have only been two, and as she stood there looking at the bedrooms, my coworker confidently said, “I have a lot of stuff.”

The ranger raised her eyebrows at the two bedrooms located beside each other, and said, “I can see that.”

She left after the inspection and we assumed she was vaguely in-the-know and chose not to bust us, but the next month I was out for drinks with another ranger and he said, “Does [coworker] really have so much stuff she took up two rooms?? How did she fit all that in her car?”

Apparently, the first ranger took us at face value.

I said, “Yeah, she must be really good at packing.”

He said, “[Ranger 1] told me two beds were made. She’s sleeping in two beds?”

I said, “Yeah, she likes switching beds to shake it up. It got really quiet over the winter.”

He sipped his beer very thoughtfully and said, “Huh. Not a bad idea.”

In a way that sounded like he probably went home and tried that out.

Slight tangent for anyone else angry about the wildland firefighter pay stuff, please, please call your representatives and ask them to finally pass the Wildland Fire Paycheck Protection Act! It aims to fix at least the pay issue, which is a great start on getting the rest of it fixed as well, but the act keeps getting kicked down the road. You can learn more about it here.

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