blackmoor manor is the ugliest effing house ever though lbr

yeah that’s our Egyptian print completely unrelated to anything else in the house, we got it for 6.99 at Poundstretcher. we keep it right next to our gay pride mural

ah yes, this one we call the migraine hallway.

found this in a skip outside Dobbies Garden World. he knows your dirtiest secrets

this looks like it belongs on the walls of a luxury “Parisian” brothel

architect of blackmoor manor, probably: haha you know what would look frosty w our black brick walls and lack of windows? black marble man. lots of it. *takes huge bong hit* also all the light should be totally dark green

They missed the opportunity in ICE to call the wolf Linda

Definitely would’ve aged better than Isis lol

When I’m staring in space and you ask me, “Hey, what are you thinking about?” This is the weird stuff that I’m thinking about.

THEN WHY DO YOU HAVE A SINGING STAIRCASE MS. DRAKE

for the aesthetic

To celebrate finishing all my work for the semester I made another uQuiz. Answer some dumb questions and get a SECOND CHANCE.

plot twist: every culprit has been dwayne powers in disguise 

What about the one for CUR?

still dwayne, that resourceful bitch

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Curse of Blackmoor Manor (2004)

I’m really confused where they’re getting 14 characters from, I’ve got 10 unless you’re including phone characters?

And I’m not sure Deirdre and the Hardys should count. 🤔

Yeah counting characters that have models in game only— MID has 10. With phone characters 12. So I think they must be counting both the “ghost” and the scary void professor (or whatever she was) at the beginning in Austria or the random person who says some random nonsense about the protesting...

this is the saddest most pathetic desperate email I have ever received in my life

I know i always compare HeR to a shitty old ex but honestly I feel it so deeply in my soul. This is like your ex being like hey look?? I finally got a sense of style and stopped wearing only shorts all the time and got a real job but like….i still don’t want you anymore 

Okay but also, there’s definitely two mysteries in GTH??? Like what???

LouLou the parrot? Love her. Iconic. Well trained and wise.

Coucou? Demanding. Only accepts rare fruits. Bastard. Will be my lunch if I’m stranded on this deserted island any longer.

linda penvellyn quarantined before it was cool

Do you think part of the reason she’s always behind the curtain is because they didn’t want to design another character because if I was a game developer or whatever that’s totally something I’d do

i have never even questioned this, i know it is 100% true

agreed. Same for why Henrik wore a mask for half of SSH and basically all the old characters were hidden from torso down. Didn’t want to design/animate that much

Yes

The one thing I would change about Curse of Blackmoor Manor is that when Jane says, “Do you think Brady Armstrong is cute?” Nancy says, “I met him.” Pan to Jane’s shocked face. Then Nancy talks about how much of a lowkey douchebag he is. Jane is shocked.

That’s all I want.

"Do you think Brady Armstrong is cute?"

"No. I met him and he was a jerk."

"..."

"..."

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