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jademaomi

reading nona the ninth and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the train know i don't agree with building cow walls

Confession:

I made a post on this very hell site, maybe a year ago or so, where I admitted my suspicion that the locked tomb is some kind of scifi horror goncharov given that every post about it seemed utterly buckwild but also totally disconnected from every other post about it id seen except for being the same genre of unsettling

Someone responded to that post with something along the lines of 'sorry, it's all real, even God's cow wall'

This response haunts me

I don't know what God's cow wall is. I have no context for God's cow wall. I've seen no other post about God's cow wall until this post today

I lose sleep contemplating the implications of God's cow wall

The only thing keeping me going is that this lack of context means I can convince myself that this is a wall *for* cows and not a wall *of* cows

I don't dare to actually read tlt and risk having my protection of ignorance ripped away from me

People keep telling me Cow Facts now and it's gone from interesting to alarming real fast

Why does everyone suddenly want to share that cows watch sunsets?!? What does it mean?!?

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please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids

“le couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfants” en fait c’est une erreur statistique. georgs d'enfants, qui habite dans une cave et adopte dix mille enfants chaque jour, est une donnée aberrante et il faudrait pas l’avoir compté

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anarqueer

I don’t even speak French and I know what that paragraph says

“georgs d'enfants” how does it feel to be the funniest person here

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goldcrescent

so many people hate seeing Criston on screen but he’s a dick in such a totally normal way that it makes him hysterically funny in contrast to the living anime characters he hangs out with. He is literally just some guy having the exact same struggle with the false ideals of chivalry and knighthood and the inherent loss of the self that comes with being a tool of state violence as a thousand other knights in westeros but also he has to run errands with Sephiroth

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goldcrescent

Rhaenyra telling Jace a joe biden story while he’s holding in the my name is paul mua’dib atreides speech so hard he’s actively having an aneurysm meanwhile her huncle is doing ayahuasca with a goth girl he met at hot topic two hours ago and the woman holding 60% of their cool points on her back has just exploded into meat chunks over southern ohio. black council in shambles this week I fear. the green council’s default state is shambles so that’s not news

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