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Mother Love Bone

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[Wipe that grunge off your face]
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I promise he's definitely talking about mr potato head...
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mike mccready, the biggest soundgarden fanboy
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“I’m lucky I get to go out and sing… because when I’m at home, I don’t talk to anyone; I don’t go out socially.  My one outlet is that I get to stand in front of five thousand people and sing ‘Outshined.’ When I’m alone between tours, writing songs, I might not speak a word to another human being for a week or two or three.” (x)

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“I’m gonna, like, bitch about something before we play this next song…  How many people have a Rolling Stone subscription?  You know, it’s that buttwipe magazine, that thing you have by the toilet when you gotta blow your bloody fucking boogers into your ass hole!  Well, that’s where it comes right through your fucking front door right into your shitter and only use it to line the cat box, birdcage, or whatever your fucking ass hole is…” (x)

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mike: *falls down* stone: *pointing at him on the ground* ladies and gentlemen, mike mccready
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