Damn you, OkStupid
Me: [send a message to "x"]
Notification: "x" has viewed your profile!
Me: !!!
(minutes later without a response)
Me: Sigh. :/
@algebraicjake / algebraicjake.tumblr.com
An OkCupid user
OKCupid User: (as part of their public self summary) As of March 2016, I'm engaged, and not looking for anything or anyone else. I'M NOT IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP EITHER, SO DON'T EVEN TRY BOO BOO
Me:
Me: It's August 2016.
Me: Why are you still here?
Me: ???