@algebraicjake / algebraicjake.tumblr.com
Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice
Thanks I hate it
partner: *cums*
me: great! will you be needing anything else today?
Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice
You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.
In just a little over 4 years, “30 years ago” will mean the 90s.
you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick
"Everybody has their time, everybody has their time. I mean, not everybody. There are people out there who there's just nobody for them. Mhm, yup. People like to say things like, 'There's someone for everyone.' NOPE! Not at all true! And stop saying it 'cause it's mean to people who never find anybody. There are millions of people out there who we've all unanimously decided they are light-speed ugly and nobody kisses them on the lips even! Nobody touches their genitals their entire life, they just wash it and then they die, that's all that happens. Aw, and if you're feeling bad for them, you can go find one and fuck one tomorrow, you can just solve the problem right there, with all that kindness in your heart. 'Aw, well go fuck one!' 'Nah...' 'I didn't think so!'"
