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Red delicious apples being named ‘delicious’ is one of the biggest deceptions of the human race.

Omg I hit the reblog button so fast

i feel this on a spiritual level.

They were, at one time, delicious, but some fuck-up, let’s call him George, came along.

George decided the red delicious apples weren’t “red” enough, so he started to breed them so they became more red; however, as he did that, the delicious flavor was also bred out, but everyone thought they were better because they had a more consistent color.

They used to be delicious but not red, and now they are red but not delicious.

🤔🤔 I had a feeling they used to taste a lot better than they do now. Stupid humans screwing with everything

Why is my name always used for bad shit :(

But seriously, just eat Red Gala apples

or Pink Ladies

Ew. Eat honeycrisps. Love yourselves.

Fuck that Granny Smiths are where it’s at.

Granny Smiths are a crock of shit

YOU COME IN TO MY HOUSE AND YOU INSULT PIEMAKING APPLES. WITHOUT GRANNY SMITH YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING HOW DARE

fuji apples tho

Granny Smiths are good for pies and nothing else. I like the classic macintosh to eat, but if I can get winecrisp I am golden (delicious)

PINK LADY OWNS MY ASS

You haven’t had apples till you’ve had ambrosia apples

All of y'all can eat my ass. Granny Smiths are the best and have the perfect amount of tang. Macintosh aren’t as good a substitute.

BRAEBURN OR NOTHING

Royal Gala or go home

HONESTLY IF YOURE HATIN ON GRANNY SMITHS YOU CAN UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

One time I ate a Pink Lady at peak apple season and I almost cried

like excuse me but fuji???? is the best???????? you all can go dunk your heads

Things are heating up in the apple fandom

*bangs fists on table* HONEYCRISP APPLES ARE THE MOST PERFECT! Juicing? Fuck yeah! Eating? You bet your taint! Baking? Best fuckin recognize pal!

Honeycrisps are for people who want to eat candy so they go with a fucking candy-ass apple instead.

ALL OTHERS BEND TO THE POWERHOUSE OF GRANNY SMITH. GET PUNCHED IN THE TONGUE WITH TART, QUENCHING DELICIOUSNESS.

Pink Lady or Gala or Granny Smith. Bye

Pink Lady or Ambrosia fa SHO!!!

this is what dreams are made of

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to disagree

why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights

this is so relatable

nobody understands the picky eaters

Same with cilantro...

beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg

Reconstructed Russet Potato Starch submerged and fried in a Premium Vegetable Oil bBend, served with a drizzle of Honey and Mustard-Seed Coulis

- $20.00

I am a chef and this shit had me fall off my bed laughing.

they saw the chance

You’re forgetting the best one

Game-changing.

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