The guy who makes these posts in the hvac subreddit a lot and I love his memes

Some of my favorite by him

Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

This show is wild as fuck

me at 9 pm: got a big day tomorrow. better hit the hay 

me at 2 am: 

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‪From @jordera22: “Bringing cats into this… Don’t worry, he eventually found me.” #catsofinstagram ‬ [source: https://ift.tt/2N4E18G ]

He fuckin’ LEAPT INTO ACTION omg my poor heart 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Poor Lance was really trying to find that man!!! I’m screaming!

i just heard THE funniest exchange in my life

kid, talking to who i assume was his younger sister: wanna hear a joke?

younger sister: sure!

kid: yeah, i bet you would

ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck

dating is supposed to be empowering. it’s supposed to make you feel good. it should be about two people, enthusiastically wanting to get to know each other and spend time together. it’s supposed to make you feel good and add joy and fun to your life

if talking to/dealing with/dating/getting to know a person isn’t like that, it’s probably a waste of time

the wildest part about this meme is that the kid in blue is a young griffin mcelroy

he WHAT

you heard me

‪From @jordera22: “Bringing cats into this… Don’t worry, he eventually found me.” #catsofinstagram ‬ [source: https://ift.tt/2N4E18G ]

He fuckin’ LEAPT INTO ACTION omg my poor heart 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Poor Lance was really trying to find that man!!! I’m screaming!

i started seeing screenshots of tumblr users receiving messages from a blog called “sexygirlmax2019”

this is, of course, standard on tumblr, to receive porn bot messages

they were exceptionally weird “Hey peebrain -you teleport?” “Hi pea for brains…. can you teleport?”

checking the timestamps, all of sexygirlmax2019’s posts have been made today they’re formatted impeccably like bot messages and posts but they’re just a little off

this isn’t a bot this is a human controlling a blog acting like a bot all of the links?? aren’t porn links mysterious bit.ly links to this site: https://max2019.neocities.org/ if you “click here to instantly transport” you get taken to > /seraphim.html if you click it again > /cherubim.html again > /thrones.html …which returns a “Page Not Found” error

Porn Bot ARG

So I ran the mp3 you could get from /cherubim.html through a sstv scanner and got this back

Which is just straight up the image from /seraphim.html.

But the it’s weird, when I went back to /cherubim.html the page changed from a picture and an mp3 download to this:

And when I clicked on that I was taken to /firstsphere/thrones.html which looked like this:

When I clicked on THAT I was taken to /secondsphere/dominions.html and greeted to this disturbing image:

The last eye was apparently clickable which took me to /secondsphere/powers.html which looked like this:

the text on it reads: “H.U.R.L

Hierarchy of Uniform Resource Locators”

??????????

So /dominions.html just changed to this:

and /powers.html changed to:

BUT since making this update, the file for the image is no longer there! So it looks like:

Clicking on the (now missing) picture, it takes you to /secondsphere/light1.html which looks like:

Clicking that takes you to /secondsphere/light2.html, whick looks like how /powers.html looks:

Clicking that takes you back to /secondsphere/light1.html, which has JUST NOW gotten worse:

/secondsphere/light2.html now has the same image as  /secondsphere/light1.html but it now takes you to /secondsphere/light3.html which looks like:

which takes you to /secondsphere/virtues.html which is currently blank.

/secondsphere/virtues.html updated and now looks like:

Clicking on the image currently takes you to /thirdsphere/principalities.html which looks like:

The text reads “Struggle with thy doubts! Cast them aside! Forsake not thy faith! Sickness will not take thee!”

and the image is a gif titled wrestling

the next page is titled /archangels.html; currently blank

okay this site is going to be constantly updating for a bit, so i’ll wait like a day or so and report back on this.

It hasn’t updated in a bit, so I’m going to run down what’s recently happened

First, /secondsphere/virtues.html updated and now looks like this:

/thirdsphere/archangels.html is now an actual page, with another gif:

This gif is named source. Here is the full thing:

Clicking on this sends you to /thirdsphere/angels.html with a missing file:

Looking at the page source we find that the missing image is a gif called guardian. I’m not able to download it, but here’s a link to it, so you can view it yourself (X) What’s odd is that the title of the tab, up to this point, has just been the url of the website, but this one is “found you”

Also, major shout out to @coffinrise for found out that the gif, source, keeps cutting away to this image:

Also also, some people have asked me if the little graphical glitch in  /secondsphere/virtues.html could contain some sort of information. I have thought that as well, but wouldn’t know the first thing about testing it out. I’ll do some research on it, but if you have any ideas please let me know!

Apparently a lot of shit has gone down since I left for dinner! So, I’m just going to post what has updated, then soon after I’ll post the research for it. Alright. Let’s begin.

/secondsphere/virtues.html now looks like this for me:

But @dimensionaldemon sent me a screenshot of /secondsphere/virtues.html, where it looked like this for them:

The reason for this is unknown, but, (as @venhediss pointed out to me) it could have something to do with the cookies we have on the site. I’ll look further into it soon.

Everything else is the same, until we get to /thirdsphere/angels.html where “I will; be thou clean” is now a hyperlink that takes you to the blog of @lovely5500; this is what it looks like:

Her about page is this:

and this is the full gif on that page:

If you click on the button labled “:3″ you are sent to this live stream (X) of a bunch of kittens (which is real cute ngl)

Here are some better pics of the blog:

If we look at the archive of the blog we can see they only made a few posts last December, then recently started becoming active again:

However all of her posts have the tag anita.txt which the lovely @lonaw googled for me and takes you to this scribd document (X):

Also. While reviewing this, /thirdsphere/angels.html changed for me so it no longer has any link or gif on it:

Why this happened is beyond me, but I’m going to clear out my cookies and see if that fixes it.

That’s it for the general updates. Next I’m going to compile all the research that’s been done so far. And thank you so much to everybody that’s been messaging me trying to help! Even if you sent me something I already knew I really do appreciate the thought and the willingness to help from all of you!

Couple of small things that I missed, before we go deep into research:

1) The main website for all of this has the comment  <!–Teleportation plan–> in the html

2) An anon pointed out to me that the html for /cherubim.html says, “why are you just standing there“

3) As @aleksandryekchekov pointed out to me /thirdsphere/principalities.html says this in its html “Lord, if thou wilt, thou canst make me clean.”

4) There is a reference to the enricks sites. I’ll go into that on the research part

Also, to clear something up, the hidden file in /cherubim.html and /firstsphere/thrones.html are the same thing. They translate into the sstv from before.

Very quick update, because apparently I can never post about the research, the link to the cat live stream now goes to a PAGE NOT FOUND screen with the url: lovely5500.tumblr.com/shes-going-to-find-me-soon

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.