Alex

I have never seen ANYTHING this needlessly extra ever in my life. Why is he like this.

I feel like this is EXACTLY what Shakespeare would have wanted.

Look, sometimes you’re a polyamorous fae king in a fucked-up prank war with your wife and when your beau gives you something that seems like a really good idea you just gotta swing on a rope and put him on his back for a nice, long kiss with tongues.

Found the imdb entry! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4074180/

we gonna pin this bc this post gives me life

small things

A manatee rescue that I follow responded to a call about a female manatee with two calves because one of her babies had been injured by a boat strike. The entire family was temporarily relocated from the wild into a wildlife rehab facility for the injured male calf to undergo treatment. While there, vets noted the female calf was significantly larger than the little injured male. They did genetic testing and determined that big sister calf actually wasn’t related to the other two manatees at all! She was in fact an orphan calf that the adult manatee had found and taken in to care for right alongside her own little one.

Wild to think this manatee calf was literally adopted and nobody would have ever known if it weren’t for random coincidence and human curiosity. Every animal that you cross paths with in life has a fascinating personal story that you’ll only ever catch a glimpse of (if you’re lucky).

Being diagnosed with autism as an adult is fucking insane because I was at a point where I thought it was normal to have to go to the grocery store at 3am to avoid people and noises

You mean it’s not normal to finish a nuclear astrophysics degree in 2 1/2 years?

Or to organize your cash money by serial code, for example

Also only two people are allowed to make eye contact with me. Anyone else that’s not on the list if they make eye contact it activates my laser eyes

It’s like social interaction was my dump stat

On this morning two years ago.

GET IT WHITE BOY

it’s white boy wednesday

whomst wants to run away with me to a little cottage in a field full of sunflowers

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