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Mary Lou Retton saying that Simone isn’t the greatest gymnast in history until she’s won Olympic gold is rich coming from the girl who won at a boycotted Olympic Games. Sorry MLR, but even without her eventual Olympic gold, Simone shits on everyone.

Listen to Mary Lou kids.

I sincerely hope her children have seen all of her commercials

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Looking at her hair actually hurts my feelings

now here’s a flashback for ya!

Imagine randomly showing up to that theater

i wouldn’t be able to breathe, or i’d get a heart attack though

OMG MARY LOU SAID WHEN SHE WAS SIX SHE WAS COMPETING AND HER COACH KEPT SPOTTING HER AND SHE FELL A FEW TIMES AND SO THEY GAVE HER A ONE BUT BECAUSE OF NADIA’S 1.00 SCORE SHE THOUGHT SHE GOT A TEN I’M DYING.