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On a mission to read every Mandolorian Fanfic

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The other day I was reading about the “mail-order brides” during the Gold Fever/Gold Rush in USA. Men ordered/purchased a wife via mail, and one of the many reasons some of them did that was because of loneliness, and I couldn’t help but think “yep, that would be König”. Just imagine him living alone in his farm or ranch, he only goes to town once a month to buy essential supplies, hides his face, and barely socializes with folks. But deep inside he is just a lonely man who desires a family, and a woman to call his (and one who can help him with his… needs) But he is socially inept, so he takes the easy route and orders himself a wife, that way he doesn’t have to bother with interacting with other people and gets himself a pretty wife

Oh my god 💞

König wanting to wed and bed her the minute she arrives by train... She thought he would court her for a while before they marry, she thought they would do this decently, that they would get to know each other first, she’d rent an apartment from the small town and then decide if she wanted to live with him…

But he says everything’s settled, he already took care of everything, they’re getting married today and spend their wedding night in the saloon before leaving for his settlement tomorrow.

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theorist-fox

Theorist Fox's Fic Recs 🦊

Because if I write, I also read. You need to read to write, and, sure, you also need to write to improve your writing, but if I write is because I read - ya get it?

You do.

These are my favorite stories. Highly recommend all of them for I think they are my Holy Grail of fanfiction.

🧡 Haunted and Shadowed by tarajanee (AO3) or @mayyourbaconburn

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You Kill Ghost (18+)

Pairing: Simon Riley/Fem Reader/Johnny MacTavish Content warnings: Masturbation, brief play-acting DV, PIV sex, oral (f-receiving), she/her reader Word Count: 3.7k

Service Dog Johnny Part 17 (full part list here)

C’mon, just one orgasm. 

You shift your shoulder down in an effort to get a better angle with your hand, but that was a mistake because it makes the shower spray wash down the front of your body, turning the spit between your legs into unusable, dry wet. Frustrated, you curl yourself away from the water again and spit on your fingers, giving it one more go because you need it. 

It’s not even that you’re particularly horny, although it has been a week since you’ve been touched. It’s that you need to feel something good. You need to get your mind flooded with something other than sadness, and an orgasm is cheap and easy, even if it’s only for a handful of seconds. It’s like a little promise that pain isn’t forever. You could use some of that right now. 

@eowynstwin nailed it. Maybe we need 10 more chapters for more than just Johnny.

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wraithdance

Good Boy [part 1/2]

CW: Mentions of canon childhood trauma & abuse, loss of virginity (Simon), using sex as self harm, my man being traumatized and bitch-less, awkwardness, eventual reader mention, lots of internal dialogue I’m setting sumthn up for the next part

Simon is aware he wasn’t pretty or particularly personable. He didn’t ever really need to be.

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bi-writes
mail-order bride x simon "ghost" riley masterlist

this story is meant to be open-ended and vague. a collection of scenarios between simon and his mail-ordered bride.

cw: this piece isn't necessarily nsfw or dark, but i will not promise it won't contain these themes as these pieces are literally posted on the spot with random prompts (18+)

#mail-order tag (lore + more lmao)

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Are you frustrated you can't leave second kudos on AO3? or third kudos? or whatever-who's-counting kudos?

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So happy to see people enjoying these and spreading the love 💖

UPDATE with some suggestions from the replies! And bonus: cookie kudos.

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let me tell you, I got a ‘kisses your forehead’ kudos and it absolutely made my day

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7-percent

HOW is it possible that I am seeing this for the first time? Now safely installed in my tumblr short cuts folder. I am SO bad at coding that this is a real life saver.

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some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

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heywriters

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

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bumblewyn

ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

LIFE SAVED

REBLOGGING TO SAVE ANOTHER WRITERS LIFE

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sirowsky

I use this every time I sit down to write. It's the best tool in the world and I would be lost without it!

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veritasangel

Keep me close

ft. Simon Riley

⋆ ˚。⋆ fem pov ୨୧˚ warnings: nsfw content {mdni} ↣ piv, oral (reader giving), cum eating, fingering, cheating? not really (reader is price's wife but it's agreed upon)

↣ John doesn't mind sharing you with one of his best...probably gonna do a part 2 to this or maybe a series?? (@shkretart is the artist for the simon and price art)

wc: 4.3k

Simon never enjoyed breaks. His body did, sure, but not his mind. Too much time to think about everything, the pain, the bloodshed he’s drowning in. Johnny would go home to see family, Price would head home to his wife and even Gaz had a partner to return to.

They’d all discreetly offered for Simon to join, but he wasn’t one for pity so it always ended with a mumbled, “God no, I’m perfectly fine with my own company, thanks.”

And he thought he was, had convinced himself that was true, but it wasn’t and subconsciously he knew that too. Every night ended with one too many drinks and an almost drunken call to one of the boys, asking one of them to take him in.

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