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shabbat and shabbat accessories

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femme who is also a boy cat - she/they - 20s
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bro, we're not animals, of course we tear that bread with our bare hands. you dare disrespect the challah by letting it touch a knife?

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aqlstar

My zayde once tackled a man who tried to cut the challah at my bat mitzvah with a knife.

My mom explained (not to the man, that man just got tackled with 0 explanation) that sharing challah with our family and friends is expression of trust and community and good wishes, so you don’t pull a knife on challah just like you wouldn’t… idk… pull a knife on your friends.

Also the way the bread gets compressed when you pull off a little section makes it taste way better.

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Drinking wine is literally so embarrassing! "omg I had a glass of grape juice and now I want to post pictures of my boobs online!!" I need to be restrained

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unseelie

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

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reginamillls

characters in their 30's and older exploring their sexuality and discovering themselves beyond their teens and twenties is so important and beautiful and worth telling

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“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

“that character is irredeemable” god i hope so. i hope they get worse

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memorycycle

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

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connordraws

hey heye heyy

im working on something big & its a comin out early next year. i'll keep dropping sneak peeks but for now have some drawings and panels i like

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