✨corporate crimes in aerospace🌙

you get an invite to a gay wedding

you open the card

“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RSVP PLZ”

What can you even say at this point

I hope Trump emotionally abuses Elon Musk regularly at least

july 12, 2022

2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

huber0203

“How’s life?”

Me:

The mammalian desire to stand at the edge of the ocean.

I just saw a tiktok of a Latino guy giving out the number for ice to punish the "Latinos for trump" because "they have undocumented family members" this is otherworldly i can't comprehend the level of evil to say that about your own community???

Aside from the fact that it's not right to call ice on anyone, the idea that the undocumented people in trump voters family are being used as an ideological tool to "punish" people when they didn't even vote you don't even consider them human to realize you're putting them in life or death situations!!!!

this video is filled with so much serenity somehow

OP is a realtor and there's a new editor who is a post-00s generation at his company, and OP asked her to cut out all the superfluous words he was presenting about the apartment

'I asked our new 00s at work to cut out all the useless words, and she did a really good job.'

every post in r/cats is like “this is my outdoor cat Mr. Fluffybottoms, he was violently mauled by the neighbour’s dog/shot by a stranger/ate rat poison/hit by a car, but this is somehow not my fault for letting my cat free roam please give me fake internet points r.i.p sweet baby 🙏”

if only there was a way to prevent this

My family raised a clan of 15 outdoor cats. We fed them cat food on the porch, made sure there were warm places for them to sleep and took care of all the new kittens. Some of these kittens went to other homes, most of them were kept because there were six little kids pleading for them to stay.

They all lived happy lives.

Unfortunately, we lived in a state park that happened to have cougars, and cars traversing the area.

Three of them died by car or cougar and one caught rabies and had to be shot. We still have 11 cats wandering our property and being fed even though we moved.

Are you sure we are “Negligent” because that seems like a fucking great life to me. Humans feed you, you can go wherever, and all your kids are taken care of in a warm box in a shed.

And its been sixteen years since we got the original group too.

Congratulations on supporting your local cougar population with free cats to eat, it’s good to see someone thinking of the wildlife 🙏

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie