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HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND THE BEST FUCKING HOUSE EVER. I NEED IT IMMEDIATELY SOMEONE GIVE ME $3.75million RIGHT NOW.

What even is this??? Why are there so many shapes? Why is there a fake mining tunnel with cars about to drop off a bridge like in a bad western?

There is just. So much going on here. And I love all of it. Supposedly that garage fits 11 cars and comes with a lift and a painting setup.

IMAGINE the DND games you could have right here.

Look at this fucking castle shit. Apparently there’s a huge dumbwaiter to bring up your firewood. And does that support pole have a tiny rock climbing wall???

OH MY GOD IT DOES. And there’s a piano with…rails? IDK.

I have 10% of an idea what’s happening here but is that…bench? covered in a string of heads??? With some kind of…prayer kneeling thingy at the end there? What is happening. What kind of weird religious bastard built this place?

I have so many questions about this random mining tunnel thing. So fucking many.

There’s even a 3D tour available: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/36570-Us-Highway-24-N-Buena-Vista-CO-81211/2076799379_zpid/?

Please, I am begging you, take the virtual tour. I’ve been clicking around for 20 minutes and I feel like I’ve barely scratched the surface. 

It's funny that Louis is canonically always on the grind. He's investing he's a real estate mogul he's a multi millionaire he watches the stock market open and all his husbands are cringefail jobless art guys who also suck so bad. Except for human Daniel who has two pulitzers.

no but it’s even funnier when you think that daniel only has those pulitzers because louis like,,, gave him his grind. daniel was in fact also a cringefail jobless art guy until louis basically rewired his brain to make him the most employable journalist on the planet.

why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good

Baccanovember 2024 Day 14 - Burn/Soothe

oh you have a headache? you ache to give someone head?

HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

Picturing two tiger plushies just kind of sitting there facing each other in Thunderdome

i am picturing it

moderation will kill the patient

I felt more grounded, deeper connected than I ever had before in the 24 years. And the suit had a lot to do with that, I think. 

This mom on tiktok made a video suggesting that if parents are tired of the terribly annoying music that’s set to these videos aimed at little kids that they should just put the videos on their TV and put it on mute and then play their own music over it because it will usually match the beat. People responded by suggesting songs for which this could not possibly work and I cannot stop thinking about this video in particular

that’s a whole man.

you can't leave off the photo the sawmill worker took of the kiwi

Imagine listening to your current partner ramble about his ex for two weeks in a row - the second time he's babbled for days on end to the same guy about the same relationship - and then he gets to the part where he gets with you. And suddenly he's all efficient about the storytelling: "oh yeah, that guy! Yep, we did some stuff, visited some places. And with that *checks watch* we're done! Who else is hungry?"

I hope that, when Devil's Minion finally happens, Daniel is just so. damn. into Armand that he's got, like, five different books-in-progress about everything Armand's experienced and a metric fuckton of browser tabs open to research everything he's mentioned and they both get three hours of sleep a day because the talks go on and on and on - endless debates about the nature of evil and the purpose of their existence and why frappé is the most useless of all blender settings. I can't wait to see Armand with a partner who wants to delve into him, without being disappointed that he isn't someone else.

“i’m gonna play the little girl?”

a creature feature. featuring. the creature

"She knew herself, how she had slowly, over the years, become a cat, a wolf, a snake, anything but a girl. How she had wrung out her girlhood like death" Catherynne M. Valente, Deathless