sometimes you’ll enjoy a band casually and other times that band will have you saying shit like i need to go to east rutherford new jersey

ohhh you're from new jersey??? should we tell everyone??should we throw a party? should we invite bruce springsteen

new jersey

all that's left is to get destiel fanart in the next round

“Hey, this facial reconstruction of a Roman emperor just looks like some random Italian guy” buddy, I have fantastic news for you about where Rome is.

ASGDKFHSKDHKS

“When you die.” IM SCREAMING.

Stained glass Moravian Star

i’ve seen a lot of really messed up images in my time on the internet, weird fetish shit, even a few IRL gore images but nothing. NOTHING evokes such a deep seated, gut wrenching fear in me like this image of the fucking water slide from Action Park with the loop in it

“When the loop slide was tested with safety dummies, a few of them came out missing their heads”

HELLO???

One time a guy and I were having an argument and he pulled a knife on me, and because I’m a dumbass idiot my response was to take out MY knife and go “what now, genius?” And what happened next was we just stood there for ten straight minutes not moving because niether of us wanted to put the knife down first and basically that’s our entire international situation regarding nuclear weapons

What happened afterwards?

My mom showed up

the signs as jersey shore quotes

 aries: “the day i knew i loved you was the day you got punched in the face”

taurus: “i’m not the sharpest crayon in the box but hey, it’s not rocket scientist?”

gemini: “you have issues and i wish you would have told me this before i fell in love with you” 

cancer: “you dont come in on a sunday with a big banana and then expect everything to be peaches”

leo: “id send her a picture of my dick with a pack of gum and say “chew on this”

virgo: “i actually really like her. I mean sure she’s dirty and grimy and disgusting but she’s just? a nice person??”

libra: “he has a girlfriend? really? well he kissed my pussy last night so”

scorpio: “a leopard never sheds its stripes” 

sagittarius:  “have sex with an old man, steal a plant, get arrested. then do whatever, i guess.”

capricorn:  “is there a moon in this country?” 

aquarius: “…Pidgeon bitch #gayrights”

pisces: “please stop abusing our duck phone”

my favorite part about living in new jerseymonster aight this was gonna be a bad text post but why the fuck did my phone just auto change jersey to jerseymonster

What does your phone know that it’s not telling us

Does this argument between Laurens and Mulligan about what constitutes a real diner need to be in this fic? No.

Is it staying in anyway? Yes.

stand-offish new jersey transit

pipistrellus

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