i don't think you know many girls like her

1. hello i am theon greyjoy and this is my introduction to the series [kicks a freshly decapitated head and laughs]
2. what do you mean i cant just shoot an arrow towards an 8 year old child to save his life? fuck you dude
3. this blowjob is really great but i cant stop thinking about my dad!!!!
4. hey uncle, havent seen you in 10 years can i interest u in a fart joke?
5. wow what a milf im totally going to bang her wait that’s my fucking sister 
6. oh my god what am i going to wear to this dinner? dad yelled at me and i’m feeling sad so i’ll go with black
7. i am going to argue with a literal 8 year old over this castle i fucking called dibs bran!! shut up!!
8. “the undeniable spice of fucking a common tavern wench in lord eddard stark’s own bed”
9. “his lips looked like two worms fucking”
10. do it for the vine *jumps out of castle window into a blizzard with AN ENTIRE GIRL in his arms*

Theon. You’re a good man.

“He had only the vaguest memory of Theon Greyjoy from his time with the Starks. A callow youth, always smiling, skilled with a bow”

He would not run. He could not run.

All the dead seem to know where I am

ultimate shipper challenge: [1/10] goodbyes

Above their heads the trees were full of ravens, their feathers fluffed as they hunched on bare brown branches, staring down at the pageantry below. Maester Luwin’s birds. Luwin was dead, and his maester’s tower had been put to the torch, yet the ravens lingered. This is their home. Theon wondered what that would be like, to have a home.

You’re a Greyjoy… and you’re a Stark.