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My blog is a hodgepodge: mostly fandom stuff with occasional photos/inspirational posts. I mostly reblog Arrow (esp Olicity), but I also reblog Supernatural, Harry Potter, Merlin, Marvel, DC, Disney, nature, art, and cats.
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Anonymous asked:

oliver told felicity he's okay with her moving on. how do you think this bf storyline will play out this season now that he's said that?

A random dude with no effect on the plot climbs on an elevator the two of them are supposed to be riding. Felicity is polite but highly disinterested since Oliver is right there, and she is pretending she doesn’t know him. Then Oliver, all sneaky, forces the guy off the elevator without the guy even realizing while Felicity just keeps a straight face. 

Then the doors close. It’s them in the elevator.

That’s how it’s going to go, anon.

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coal000

OMGGGG!!!BLESS THIS POST!!!!🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😂😂😂😂😍😍😍 @hope-for-olicity @emmaamelia95 @miriam1779 @vaelisamaza @mel-loves-all @laurabelle2930 @dettiot @nalla-madness

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emmaamelia95

Omg yes 🙌😂 I love this scene so much. Yup Tiny Hands is so gone.

@emmaamelia95 Tiny hands!😂😂😂😂😂😂omfg!!!!i love it when you are calling him like that!its hilarious!!!seriously!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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vaelisamaza

@coal000 @emmaamelia95 I don’t care how many obstacles the writers place in their path, they are inevitable!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍.

@vaelisamaza exactly my friend!i don’t know for you but this post gave me hope!❤️❤️❤️

@coal000 Absolutely!!!!! 🤗🤗🤗🤗. I have confidence in Olicity being endgame! 💚💚💚💚💚👏👏👏👏.

@vaelisamaza me too!💞💞💞🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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oliverfel4

Yay, everyone is starting to believe that they are endgame, Yes, and the little boy is going to disappear out of her life, as Oliver is going to see to that, like in the gifs.

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scu11y22

I can’t ever say it enough: Matty @supersillyanddorky06 you are a blessing to this crazy fandom!

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reliquiaen

AU where people age until they reach 18 and then stop aging until they meet their soul mate so they can grow old together.

i’d never die

but imagine already being in a relationship at 18 and then at 22 you’re both sitting there looking at each other and realizing that you both haven’t aged a day

imagine platonically moving in with ur best friend at 18 and then realizing a few years later that you’ve been aging together

imagine purposely never finding your soul mate so you can reign eternal

holy shit i think we may have stumbled upon the greatest romance/adventure concept ever

What if you killed your soul mate so you’d make sure you never aged.

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dissypoo

This just makes me really want a story where the main antagonist is someone who has been killing their soulmate for centuries whenever they find them, and the main protagonist is the newly re-incarnated version of their soulmate

okay but you guys dont realize the potential.

imagine meeting a handsome young man who’s seen as a player and sleeps around a lot and you notice a scar along his arm and ask where he got it. he just look down at his feet and said “i used to be a soldier in world war one”. He’s been sleeping around and hooking up so much cause he’s been trying to find his soulmate for years but hasn’t yet.

Imagine going on your first date with someone and you really hit it off and then the next day you notice a grey hair and call them on the phone excitedly screaming and they both just sit on the phone hysterically crying and laughing.

Imagine sitting in silence with your partner and having them say out of the blue “i feel so old when im around you… but… in a good way” and thats the moment you know that they love you.

imagine having a dog thats 18 in human years and it starts to get gray patches of fur because they loves you so much.

imagine noticing you look older and freaking out but then stopping and getting super confused because “im not dating anyone right now…. which of my friends is my soulmate… WHICH ONE IS IT!?!?!?” and then they hopelessly date everyone they know in order to find out which one it fucking was. it was the pizza delivery guy the whole time. they went on 27 dates that all ended in confusion and heartbreak and it was the god damn pizza delivery guy from a month ago the whole fucking time. 

imagine someone dating their partner for 5 years and then having an affair. only after the affair do they start aging.

imagine nuns who start to age after they ceremoniously “marry god”

imagine people getting surgeries to look older cause they dont want people to think theyre alone.

imagine having parents who wont let you date anyone but they start to notice you aging and then you have to have a terrifying “surprise im gay and i have a boyfriend haha oops” conversation

imagine seeing couples with teenage kids and the couple both looks 18.

i could go on for hours.

imagine immortal aromantics/asexuals

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“I lost the part of me that enjoyed being alive.” [1x15] “I was happy. For the first time in 8 years, I was content.” [4x17] insp.

Holy shit…

Do you know how much it takes to get to a state in life where your mind tells you every day, every second, that you don’t deserve love? Or even simple happiness? Do you know this man has seen his father put a gun in his mouth and blow it off, he watched a family hurt as a result of his pre-island selfish actions that indirectly resulted in the death of a loved one? He watched his mother get stabbed to death in front of him and his baby sister. He watched his best friend bleed out to death, impaled on a beam, never getting closure because of it.

He has violent scarring across 75% of his body to bear proof of the torment and torture his body had gone through those 5 years away from home. A body he does not flaunt in public for a reason. He’d been forcibly branded and tattooed by a man who hated him to blame him and remind him of the death of Shado. This man was forced against his will to become a killer by ARGUS/Amanda Waller, he has bore witness to unspeakable and unfathomable things. He came back to the world under scrutiny and in disguise, fooling everyone into believing he was one way when in fact he was another.

This man has been broken apart and glued back together in all the wrong ways. He endured traumas that even soldiers don’t endure. From his dissociative disorder/low self esteem/compulsive negative behavior/PTSD/Complex PTSD, and varying other mental illnesses, he couldn’t even enjoy simple things. Even food…food, y'all. Things we don’t even think about. Sure he dated women. Sure his ex and family still clung to the Oliver they knew half a decade ago, sure everyone struggled or refused to accept that he was different. And that had done very little to make Oliver ever believe he deserved even simple pleasantries such as a glass of juice, or the sweetness of an apple, or the warm gaze of a beautiful woman.

And then came Felicity.

And all that changed little by little. He started to see his self in the light. He saw a future that didn’t involve bloodshed and darkness and pain. His hands no longer killed. They held, they caressed, they made happiness. He discovered he was so much more than the vigilante the city needed him to be, so much more than the killer ARGUS made him to be, so much more than the shadow his family and ex needed him to be, so much more than his parents’ mistakes, so much more than his losses and demons and poor decisions.

Felicity changed him, she brought change to him, and he in turn changed his self for the better. She never stopped believing in what he was doing. She never stopped believing in his own strength. She broke Oliver back into pieces and helped him put his self back together the right way. It’s not perfect. But damn, Oliver can enjoy foods again, he can look in the mirror and see his own reflection instead of a monster, he doesn’t hesitate in his intimacy with Felicity, a simple glide of fingers across her arms or a twirl of her hair…

Felicity gave all the things life had taken from Oliver right back to him.

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emmaamelia95

@felicidysmoak Well fucking said my friend. Brilliant!!!

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“I lost the part of me that enjoyed being alive.” [1x15] “I was happy. For the first time in 8 years, I was content.” [4x17] insp.

Holy shit…

Do you know how much it takes to get to a state in life where your mind tells you every day, every second, that you don’t deserve love? Or even simple happiness? Do you know this man has seen his father put a gun in his mouth and blow it off, he watched a family hurt as a result of his pre-island selfish actions that indirectly resulted in the death of a loved one? He watched his mother get stabbed to death in front of him and his baby sister. He watched his best friend bleed out to death, impaled on a beam, never getting closure because of it.

He has violent scarring across 75% of his body to bear proof of the torment and torture his body had gone through those 5 years away from home. A body he does not flaunt in public for a reason. He’d been forcibly branded and tattooed by a man who hated him to blame him and remind him of the death of Shado. This man was forced against his will to become a killer by ARGUS/Amanda Waller, he has bore witness to unspeakable and unfathomable things. He came back to the world under scrutiny and in disguise, fooling everyone into believing he was one way when in fact he was another.

This man has been broken apart and glued back together in all the wrong ways. He endured traumas that even soldiers don’t endure. From his dissociative disorder/low self esteem/compulsive negative behavior/PTSD/Complex PTSD, and varying other mental illnesses, he couldn’t even enjoy simple things. Even food…food, y'all. Things we don’t even think about. Sure he dated women. Sure his ex and family still clung to the Oliver they knew half a decade ago, sure everyone struggled or refused to accept that he was different. And that had done very little to make Oliver ever believe he deserved even simple pleasantries such as a glass of juice, or the sweetness of an apple, or the warm gaze of a beautiful woman.

And then came Felicity.

And all that changed little by little. He started to see his self in the light. He saw a future that didn’t involve bloodshed and darkness and pain. His hands no longer killed. They held, they caressed, they made happiness. He discovered he was so much more than the vigilante the city needed him to be, so much more than the killer ARGUS made him to be, so much more than the shadow his family and ex needed him to be, so much more than his parents’ mistakes, so much more than his losses and demons and poor decisions.

Felicity changed him, she brought change to him, and he in turn changed his self for the better. She never stopped believing in what he was doing. She never stopped believing in his own strength. She broke Oliver back into pieces and helped him put his self back together the right way. It’s not perfect. But damn, Oliver can enjoy foods again, he can look in the mirror and see his own reflection instead of a monster, he doesn’t hesitate in his intimacy with Felicity, a simple glide of fingers across her arms or a twirl of her hair…

Felicity gave all the things life had taken from Oliver right back to him.

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emmaamelia95

@felicidysmoak Well fucking said my friend. Brilliant!!!

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I hope cupid doesn’t get there until after Oliver says his vows. I want olicity to think Cupid will get there before but as the ceremony goes on she doesn’t show up. Not until after Oliver says his vows. Oliver obviously didn’t prepare anything so he just does that “Felicity” head shake and soft chuckle and speaks from the heart. There is so much he wanted to say to her since the return of the rings and maybe since before that because he has been thinking about this moment for a long time. Like with anything regarding Felicity he cannot help but spill it out. Maybe he tells her he thought of her when he fell off that mountain when seconds seemed an eternity and all he could think was about how he only got one kiss and what a waste of life it had been not to do it every day since. Or maybe it slips out that he saw her way before he came back from the island. Maybe he will tell her that she made him smile for the first time when he saw her that night in his mother’s office. Oliver telling Felicity that in his darkest moments he would sometimes think of that memory of her saying “you’re cute” because it was the only innocent and happy memory he had from his time in hell. 

Listen, all I am asking is to be killed by Oliver Queen.

You know what would hurt more? If he says his vows but she doesn’t get to because Cupid comes in. So he is left wondering how she feels and what she is thinking because ever since returned that ring he hasn’t been able to have an honest conversation with her. And he misses it. 

Fuck off, Jo.

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dust2dust34

what the absolute hell

Poor Oliver is going to think at the end of the night maybe she wants to talk to him because he did pour his heart before cupid came in. But Felicity is so hurt and scared that she just needs to give him this ring back because she feels like its burning her skin and she can’t take looking at it and knowing they almost had it all so she wants him to take it again.

*sob fest*

What if he doesn’t want to take it, what if he finally says something, finally starts speaking up and tells her all the things he didn’t say before… but it’s too late? The wound is too raw, it’s too fresh and new and his words are like salt being poured into it because it’s the wrong time, the wrong place, and he’s pushing and she can’t handle it.

I should have known. God fucking crap.

So, she pulls at his hand, closes her eyes, puts the ring in his palm and puts her hand above his, while she’s shutting his hand for him.

“Oliver, please. It can’t be mine anymore,”

She looks up, sees the gulp he takes, hears the stuttering sigh, and hears him say, in a raspy voice: “Okay…”

And for a second, for the quick second where it all hits him, he feels like she’s shutting the door on them forever.

She’s walking away, and her ring finger still burns. Giving it back didn’t help at all. Will that burn ever go away? The scariest part about it all, is that she’s realizing, walking further and further away from Oliver, she never wanted the burning feeling to go away. 

And Oliver is so goddamn stubborn though and sometimes like Stephen says (he is a little bit of a child) and he just loves her SO.MUCH. Imagine if he grabs her and she tries to fight it but he just holds her face between his hands and whispers “Felicity Smoak, you are it for me. I will never give up on us. I will never stop fighting for you. I will never stop loving you.” and kisses her forehead before he lets her go.

It’s at this point she breaks down. He’d stare at her for a moment, conveying that promise in one single look before turning away. And she’d reach for him, because she wants him, she wants them so badly, but not now. It’s not right, it’s not time.

She doesn’t know if it will ever be time, but she does know she’ll be waiting just as long as he will be.

He would give her a small smile though. And just tell her, “I told you, Felicity. You and I. For better or for worse”

Soldier. Down.

But then 32 days later, 4x20 happens and it’s 3x20 but so much more.

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Can we take a moment to appreciate the strength in Emily Bett’s core muscles for allowing her to keep her legs steady and un-moving as she acts and moves in a wheelchair (or in any kind of seated position)?

Because for people who have full use and control of their legs, doing that is not easy. And her legs don’t even twitch!

Speaking of core muscles, I’m amazed (and super jealous) that she can be seated in tight little dresses with barely a hint of a belly:

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machawicket

I have vastly appreciated EBR’s dedication to this storyline – from keeping her legs utterly still (often in high heels, which goodlord, even sitting down, my feet would be sore) to her mastery with the chair. I have developed many little headcanons related to the ways Felicity copes by finding bright spots in her new normal – from insisting on sleeveless dresses and tank tops to show off her arms now that they are even more crazy defined, to challenging Oliver and Dig to biceps-offs when they’re sparring and she’s doing PT.

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malteasers

Just a quick reminder:

Selfishness is putting the wants of yourself over the needs of others.

Self respect is putting the needs of yourself over the wants of others.

One is disregarding others, one is taking care of yourself.

The difference between the two is the difference between being a friend and a doormat.

Taking care of yourself does not make you a bad person.

I repeat:

Taking care of yourself does not make you a bad person.

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THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS

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Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
Cows: The shit you go through.
This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked
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Can we all please take a moment to appreciate Hagrid here? Seriously, everyone always talks about how Harry has no father figure and how terrible it was for Sirius to die because now Harry’s all alone (dont get me wrong, Sirius is my favorite character) but honestly, Hagrid is the best father Harry ever had. He did so much for him, and no one, sometimes not even Harry realizes that. Hagrid gets no where near the mount of credit he deserves. Take a minute and try to imagine where Harry would be with out him and you’ll understand what im talking about.

I think JKR said it was really important to her that Hagrid carried him out of the forest, because he carried him to safety when he was a baby. Hagrid has been there since the beginning, and he was also there at the culmination of Harry’s journey. He’s always cared SO MUCH and been really open with Harry for the most part, which is something Harry needs since people tend to keep secrets from him. Yeah, he’s irresponsible with the monsters, but all of Harry’s father figures were pretty irresponisble, and Hagrid was definitely like, the most solid and reliable out of all of them. And he never left.

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Hagrid was also most like a parent in his correction of Harry. For Sirius and Molly, Harry could do no wrong. Dumbledore saw Harry’s flaws, but he depended on them for his own plans to work.

But Hagrid saw Harry for exactly who he was, good and bad. He was the first to publicly defend Harry’s innocence anytime he got blamed for something he didn’t do; but he was also the first to call Harry out on his treatment of Hermione in PoA. He is consistently honest and forthright in addressing Harry’s behaviour and choices, and always acts in the way he believes will be best for Harry’s growth and especially for his moral development.

Harry is the man he is because of Hagrid. No one else did that for him. 

Awesome point, awesome awesome.

I also think that everyone forgets how much Hagrid went through as well.  I mean yes Sirius was falsely put in Azkaban but Hagrid was denied his magic, expelled from school and could only get a job working in a school full of people who could do magic. Hagrid couldn’t really work in the muggle world very well, what with being half giant. Yet he never grumbled, he was so kind. Plus he was so gentle and sweet. Not many people could become best friends with an enormous spider and actually care for it. Hagrid cared about everybody and everything, not just Harry even after everything that had happened to him.

RUBEUS HAGRID APPRECIATION LIFE.

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