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@aksannyi / aksannyi.tumblr.com

Julia | 40s | Bi | Florida Not as active as I used to be and I don't participate in fandom stuff anymore. Sometimes I still read Captain Swan fanfic but that's about it.
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americans make jokes like “it’s chewsday innit” and “lol beans on toast” and the british retaliate with “go get shot in a school shooting and die from inaccessible health care” and the cycle repeats like every two months 

Americans joking about Britain: harmless jokes, haha funny memes about British slang and light jabs about the Revolutionary War

Britains joking about America: Why don’t you go fucking die from things that you have no control over

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The amount of old entitled douchebags that come through my store make me wonder when they're going to fucking die already. Your time is over Gramps, and the air you suck in is stealing air that I need. Stop complaining about not getting a discount, stop telling me that I'm personally responsible for everything going wrong with your life, and pull the plug. People will thank you.

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samcahntent

Yesterday a white supremacist shot up a Walmart in Texas. While most of us slept, another person shot up a night club in Ohio. Make SURE you change your Facebook profile picture ASAP and tweet about God and thoughts and prayers and add some heart emojis or nothing will change! It’s what all the politicians are doing so let’s help them out! Let’s not do anything rash like get a bipartisan bill passed for mental illness research and programs and gun reform! Why do that?! Why fix an obvious problem!? Anyway...Thoughts and prayers guys! ♥️🙏🏻

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what sucks most about being sick is the fever dreams that i have about people from my past and it dredges up all that old shit incl. feelings and i hate it like here i am dwelling on shit from decades ago these people have moved on WHY. HAVEN’T. I.

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mjalti

@minors be vicious & unforgiving in whom you cut contact with online!!! do it relentlessly!!! you shouldn’t have a 30 year old hounding you on why you unfollowed them, you aren’t obligated to “"keep up”“ with people 2x 3x your own age!!!! if u see something resembling a red flag, welcome the block button’s presence!! protect your peace!

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me: *posts anything*
me: *checks it later* ooh, reblogs!
me: *creeps reblogs*
me: can u all like, add tags to ur reblogs plz
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okay p-s-fucking-a:

if you hate snakes or you’re scared of snakes, i will respect you fully. i will not force you to hold, touch, or look at my snakes. BUT I do post pictures of my snakes on MY social media. im so sick of those people that say “im gonna cut its fucking head off!!” It’s so fucking rude, I have snakes and I love them to death, i raised two of them and saved the other from bad care. i love my snakes. the other day i posted a gif of me and my boa constrictor, Azura, on my PERSONAL ig and someone, who didn’t even follow me commented “I’d chop that bitch up.” No one says that to dog pictures, cat pictures why is posting that about someone’s pet (regardless of what species) acceptable? That is my pet that I’ve cared for and looked after for a long time. again i will say, i respect if you don’t like or are afraid of snakes but commenting shit like that is just ridiculous. i’m not the only one this has happened to either, it’s actually really fucking common. Some people are going to have weird animals as pets but that doesn’t automatically make it cool for you to hate on them. people are going to have pets you don’t like, please respect that and please PLEASE stop saying you’d kill someone’s pet.

just gonna bring this back around

an important p-s-fucking-a

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