Me every time an executive order is signed:

man black friday really gets me heated. you’re telling me some fuck who makes more in an hour than his employees do in a day is going to sleep in until his wife forcibly wakes him while the people who work for his company haven’t even finished digesting their thanksgiving meal and they gotta clock in for work? nah man, you won’t catch me dead near a black friday sale. every single person who has to work on black friday is braver than any us marine and deserves a congressional medal of freedom and a fucking bonus. 

ESPECIALLY THIS YEAR!!!!

I want to mourn her death. I want to honor her. I want to pay tribute to who she was as a woman, as a mother, as a lawyer, as a fighter, as a wife, as a justice, as a patriot. 

I want to mourn her and celebrate her and thank her for everything that she did, all the decisions that she made that helped me grow up in an America where I was safe to pursue all the things I wanted. 

Instead the first emotion I felt wasn’t sadness, or humility, or solemnity. It was fear. Chill down the spine, tears in the eyes, heart racing, muscle clenching fear.  

And I will never forgive them for that. 

When a female character from a popular geek franchise gets redesigned with a non-sexualised outfit.

three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.

i never mentioned that this is my bumper sticker

The other side of me is… it’s bad. It’s monstrous, even. You wanted the truth, and you deserve the truth. Right now, I can’t show it to you, so I’m just gonna have to tell you.

His desperation. His shaking hands. The fear in his eyes.

2 girls chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cause they are gay and dont fcking know how to approach intimacy

laurenwinzer what the fuck did Rupaul ever do to you why would you do this to her????? like no bitch

hey y’all i know i pretty much abandoned this blog but i just saw this on @jodydawber’s insta story and 🤔

Holy fucking god I am cackling what the fuck lmao

how are you gonna get a tattoo of rupaul from lauren winzer on your actual physical body and claim to love yourself

Okay, so I watched this post way longer than I should have.

This hasn’t been on my dash in far too long.

we need this for Valentine’s day