the way that they already look at each other is special to me
george and kimi playing padel in mexico
george and kimi's dynamic is going to be such a fun social experiment next season
a sad pathetic wet man who's an f1 driver pulls into the pit, 6 seconds later she drives away having been fully medically transitioned into a sad pathetic wet woman
she let me hit because i say things like “okie dokie”
this is going to be an intriguing dynamic
which f1 drivers are best at mcc games?
obviously, max verstappen thrives in ace race. he spends most of his life on the practice server practicing. one time charles beat his personal best and he had to be forced to log off after spending 32 consecutive hours playing.
george is the resident battle box try hard. he WILL rush wool and everyone else hates playing against him for that reason.
buildmart is oscar's bitch. i can absolutely see james vowels trying to make a spreadsheet for alex and logan a la technoblade but this would backfire massively. oscar is also a contender for hole in the wall because of his ping, but buildmart is his happy place. playing buildmart also pisses off lando which is funny to him.
valtteri bottas coming in with the steel chair. he'd never played minecraft before zhou introduced him to it, but he studied it intently and is the only member of the grid to perfectly recall every single crafting recipe.
kevin magnussen is a master of team games, but he is exactly what you need for grid runners. he doesn't take the lead, he does what he's told and he gets it done. no matter the cost or moral implications.
oscar and danny are both good at this (aussie ping ftw) HOWEVER yuki tsunoda is short and therefore so much better at understanding how to get through the holes. it's just part of who he is. maybe he's glitching, maybe he's cheesing, but god dammit he's winning.
you may think war criminal fernando alonso would enjoy sky battle / survival games the most. and he does. however meltdown is his absolute favourite. does he lose by 2 coins every time he plays? yes. does he enjoy getting to shoot everyone - including members of his own team? absolutely.
parkour tag just gives me logan vibes. he's just a little guy. he just likes jumping around the corners and tagging members of the opposite team. he is ruthless but constantly overlooked by opponents and that makes him even more dangerous.
lewis is THE parkour warrior. he made the original PW look so easy they had to blow the whole thing up. he still dominates, no one can stop him. no one wants to stop him. everyone is afraid of him.
nico hulkenberg is one of the few people on the grid that actually knows how to use an elytra. he is the only person that enjoys RSR and he wins by such frightening margins.
Kimi sprint win. George pole position. Lewis win. Mercedes team sleepover at Toto's house tonight!
yabba on my dabba til i doo
might fuck around and give george head
pov you're toto wolff talking about courting max for a seat and fast tracking kimi and you turn around to see your middle child (george russell)
is this anything?
adore the fact that the official f1 account made george shirtless AND doing his intro T-pose. they hate him.