oliver goatman is starting ahead of max verstappen in his first ever wet race in formula 1

updated timings for tomorrow!

qualifying is now scheduled for 10:30 UTC and the race revised to 15:30 UTC

ollie outqualifying his teammate, sergio perez, and lewis hamilton during his first sprint qualifying at a track he's never driven before, plus getting the fastest sector 3 on a lap that got deleted (but was still quick enough to beat alex albon)

bearman??? more like goatman

THE WORLD'S FASTEST BEAR!!!!

this is a serious sport

ollie bearman post f1 race hits different

"I am stupid, I am stupid" father, "I'm such an idiot" son

baku really saw us go "man i miss red flags/yellow flags/safety cars" and went "ok bet"

shoutout to ollie bearman who's formula 1 debut year was jeddah and baku

imagine showing someone this after bahrain and telling them there's still 8 rounds left to go

3 jelly beans tall

IT HAPPENED

just a normal week in f1

congrats to logan sargeant for outqualifying alex albon (he crashed his car so hard in fp3 he didn't take part in qualifying so he couldn't be disqualified)

which f1 drivers are best at mcc games?

obviously, max verstappen thrives in ace race. he spends most of his life on the practice server practicing. one time charles beat his personal best and he had to be forced to log off after spending 32 consecutive hours playing.

george is the resident battle box try hard. he WILL rush wool and everyone else hates playing against him for that reason.

buildmart is oscar's bitch. i can absolutely see james vowels trying to make a spreadsheet for alex and logan a la technoblade but this would backfire massively. oscar is also a contender for hole in the wall because of his ping, but buildmart is his happy place. playing buildmart also pisses off lando which is funny to him.

valtteri bottas coming in with the steel chair. he'd never played minecraft before zhou introduced him to it, but he studied it intently and is the only member of the grid to perfectly recall every single crafting recipe.

kevin magnussen is a master of team games, but he is exactly what you need for grid runners. he doesn't take the lead, he does what he's told and he gets it done. no matter the cost or moral implications.

oscar and danny are both good at this (aussie ping ftw) HOWEVER yuki tsunoda is short and therefore so much better at understanding how to get through the holes. it's just part of who he is. maybe he's glitching, maybe he's cheesing, but god dammit he's winning.

you may think war criminal fernando alonso would enjoy sky battle / survival games the most. and he does. however meltdown is his absolute favourite. does he lose by 2 coins every time he plays? yes. does he enjoy getting to shoot everyone - including members of his own team? absolutely.

parkour tag just gives me logan vibes. he's just a little guy. he just likes jumping around the corners and tagging members of the opposite team. he is ruthless but constantly overlooked by opponents and that makes him even more dangerous.

lewis is THE parkour warrior. he made the original PW look so easy they had to blow the whole thing up. he still dominates, no one can stop him. no one wants to stop him. everyone is afraid of him.

nico hulkenberg is one of the few people on the grid that actually knows how to use an elytra. he is the only person that enjoys RSR and he wins by such frightening margins.

Kimi sprint win. George pole position. Lewis win. Mercedes team sleepover at Toto's house tonight!

lewis 9th silverstone win. winning with mercedes in his last year with them. he loves bono. mclaren wet overtaking masterclass. nico hulkenberg p6. alex albon points. logan sargeant lapping checo perez. silverstone is the gift that keeps on giving.