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It really really ought to be standard practice to assume the transfeminine people you meet are NOT okay with being "guy"d or "dude"d or "bro"d until proven otherwise instead of placing the onus on the minority to speak up. Really not that hard.

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seeing a funny post but not reblogging it because my mutuals will be screenshotting it sometime next week deconstructing its underlying reactionary social implications

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of course the libzionists of tumblr are crying pogrom lol

They are comparing it to Kristallnacht 😭😭

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thenablade

Football hooligans chanting racist stuff and getting the shit beat out of them is just an average day in England. I can’t imaging The Netherlands is any different.

Like obviously there is a lot else going on and this was not a case of Ajax fans beating the Maccabi ultras but also every person who has some braincells recognizes a case of racist ultras getting their shits rocked. Especially with Maccabi Tel Aviv, an incredibly well known far right racist football club, you should ask yourself a few questions.

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nyancrimew

still sometimes think about how when my apartment got raided by cops back in 2021 i had a massive neon sign on the wall of my living room that just said "crime"

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degenderates
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iuliaolmeda

Russian handwriting

I’ll forever be amused at the Russian word “deprived” (лишили) in cursive, which looks like

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esoanem

for people wondering how the hell that works

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shieldfoss

I still don’t know how the hell that works.

See, to me it looks a lot like ‘minimum’ in English cursive:

Ok not so bad right? But it gets worse…

Like… what even is this?

Can’t tell me that’s a word right? But it is! Sure you could dot the i’s, but would it really help?

Yes. Yes it would.

Why the fuck would language evolve in such a completely illogical way like this

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kyraneko

fuck every last bit of this

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tuulikki

Humans invented writing as a way of communicating information and it’s pretty great on the whole but we maybe did not adequately prepare for depreciation in legibility

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sztupy
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bimyheel

This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

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teaboot

What if my chosen profession, which is largely based around non-judgemental compassion, acceptance, and seeing life from other's perspectives, with the purpose of harm reduction, puts me in a situation where people tell me they like things I don't? Do I kill them in self-defense? Can I have a gun

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cryptotheism

Are you going to work for InfoWars now??? Who better to write satirical superstitious talking heads?

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If the onion hired me to write fake alex jones articles I would accept without question. Please. Ive listened to every episode of Infowars that still exists. I have the writing chops. I can do it.

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prokopetz

I have no particular stance on whether estrogen would have saved Shinji, but I'm looking at it from the family dynamic angle, and... well, Jesus Christ. On a good day, Shinji already looks like a teenage soft butch version of Yui Ikari – can you imagine how Gendo would react to his "son" slowly morphing into his dead wife?

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sepal-sea

estrogen would not have saved shinji but it would have caused gendo immeasurable suffering which is perhaps more important

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aismallard

I would love to see this remake of NGE

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shamebats

"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.

You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.

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"the magnets that fix your depression?"

"the magnets that fix your depression."

"i don't believe in that."

"dude i've been there."

"how would that even work?"

"they use magnets."

"magnets?"

"to fix your depression."

"the magnets that fix your depression."

"they use the magnets that fix your depression."

TMS has the highest "sounds like bullshit" to "holy shit that worked??" ratio of any phenomenon i have literally ever encountered on earth. it fucking saved my life. if you get the chance, do it. i am not a doctor, but as a patient success story this is my complete and unreserved endorsement of TMS.

"how does that even work?" they don't know, they just know it does

"what is it doing?" using magnets to tickle a certain part of your brain til you're less sad

"what's that part of your brain do?" they don't know but it's underactive in depressed people

"so they just tickle it until... what?" until it's less underactive

"and that makes you less depressed??" listen pal i wouldn't have believed it either. but it worked.

i had, no exaggeration, the most treatment-resistant case of severe clinical depression that every single doctor i saw had ever seen. more than two dozen clinicians described me this way independent of one another.

i did 30 days of TMS and i was better. it's like fucking magic. and you get to wear this dope ass magneto helmet that goes bzzzzzzz when it's on

i miss the helmet. it was a snug and a cozy helmet

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dragontummy

Gonna be real with you I took the time to check if this was actually wikipedia and not some fake, evil wikipedia that lies to people for fun, and I am now even more inclined than before to believe that magnets are in fact just straight up fucking magic apparently

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arch-user

its giving "moon's haunted"

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