Das Boot 2018 characters and wether they'd help you to do Laundry
Josef Wolf - he wouldn't, because 'he's the man', he has probably never done one laundry in his whole life. What an ass.
Max von Haber - he absolutely would help you, no questions asked, you wouldn't even have to prompt him to.
Torsten Hecker - Max gives him a smack on the head and then he helps you too.
Klaus Hoffman - he would absolutely help you too. He knows to seperate the whites from the colours, but might need a little help on the soda dosing; he's good at ironing though and would whistle a cute little song while doing so.
Robert Ehrenberg - would not only help you, he'd also try and improve your washing machine with his mad engineering skills.
Karl Tennstedt - would grab the clothes and just stuff them into the machine; white with colourful? He doesn't care.
Eugen Strelitz - would stand like the gurke (cucumber) he is until you tell him what to do. He would try to be helpful if you ask, but mostly fail, like, you could tell him to put one lid full in this compartment, and then he pours half in the wrong one, but hey, he tried. The only thing he's really good at is putting the clothes into the washer.
Benno Schiller - would grumble but help if you ask him to.
Frank Strasser - precious beby did the laundry already.
Peter Kraushaar - would tell you how to do it but he's never done laundry before actually. Mansplainer.
Lutz Ritzenhoff - just stands there looking dumb. You can hang the laundry over his arms to use of him somehow.
Gunter Maas - gawks at your ass while you're bent over next to the washing machine. It's recommended you give him a taste of his own medicine and slap his ass when he's not looking.
Hinrich Laudrup - makes dinner while you do the laundry.
Ralf Grothe - doesn't believe in laundry. He just hangs his clothes outside to air them.
Matthias Loidl - is on the couch yelling for beer but if you yell back he'll shut up because he's not actually that much of a macho.
Wilhelm Müller - is trying to help but he's not that good at it; at least he's trying. He can carry the laundry basket from the bathroom to the drying rack and then stay there to entertain you.
Johannes von Reinhartz - is constantly trying to get you to the couch to make out, like "We don't need to do laundry if we're not wearing clothes anyway".
Carla Monroe - is standing in the corner smoking and looking cool.
Simone Strasser - does the laundry no problem, she likes helping you.
Ulrich Wrangel - yells at you to do it faster, maybe you should stuff him in the washing machine, he looks like a drowned rat anyways.
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Credit goes to @dysfunctional-deity, aka my lovely husband Karl, who made these headcanons for me to cheer me up when I had to do laundry XD
I merely overworked and, at times, translated them.
