"I want to touch. I want to be touched,

The Alternate Ending

Things going well is pretty nice and all but by god does it decimate your excuses. You'll be sleepy at work and be like "by god, I'm not even besieged by the horrors currently. I just need to go to bed earlier."

at the grocery store purchasing an amount of vegetables best described as "optimistic"

they should pay you extra if you have to be the only fag in the workplace. they should give you a bonus for that.

officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up

some people understood this post. some people revealed themselves to be feds

The only thing more pathetic than a paid fed is a chump doing a fed's job for free

laughed out loud

Doodle dump I’ve been meaning to post for weeks

THREE DAYS until this family will be on my screen again

its so hard to be patient i can `t-

he's one of my favorites and i never draw him. what's up with that.

I got the stickers from @ fortokeep!