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c!techno during the retirement/butcher army arc:

Always respect a fujoshi's dedication to writing yaoi even in the most romance hostile settings. A story could be called "the torture cube with four walls" and every fic would just open with 'it was common knowledge that the top left corner of the torture cube was reserved for love making ' like ok. of course.

What’s he doin there

Washing machine adventures :D

actually the cuck chair grants me a fantastic tactical vantage point. so

this, too, is rivals

always absolutely fucking hilarious when sbiers in their self-righteous need to assert themselves as better than everyone else in the same way they've done since 2020 even when they're apparently 'out of the fandom' and consider the whole thing cringe and dead (skill issue, methinks) go all um acktually no one cared abt any of the lore except for c!sbi. like well for one thing i don't know of a c!sbi personally speaking i'd like for you to point out to me where character sleepy boys inc ever like, existed, because it certainly wasn't in any dream smp i watched like is there even a single moment where the four of them interact together alone??? and secondly, it's always reeeeeeally obvious when they mean this as a diss on The Other Side Of The Fandom (read, dream team and co) when two-thirds of the dream team just did nawt have any interest in being part of the 'main characters' in the first place and would much rather do their own thing and roleplay in ways that wouldn't get picked apart for ages on twitter dot com, and the other member of the dream team played a character so integral to the lore that even c!inniters will often name him before they name their own goddamn guy because they cannot keep his name out of their mouths (see, the meme i saw like literally just yesterday that boiled down to me, after learning the dream smp lore: i need to kill c!dream). like bro yall are c!inniters you're not fooling anyone you think that the entire story revolves around this one teenager being abused and then completely ignore the months of abuse that was shown on screen for us before exile. "c!sbi" like cmon now guys the ao3 pages are like, right there, we all know who ends up being the villain for ur sbi fanfic that has its foundations in a dynamic that literally never existed in canon.

like "no one cared about anyone's lore except for wilbur and tommy--" well yes they were in fact some of the main fucking characters. imagine someone going up to you and going "well no one cared about the lore in the star wars original trilogy except for luke and leia" like damn really?? (now imagine this same person trying to convince you that darth vader's role was unimportant, actually.) like yeah the dream smp involved a lot of separate storylines and each of those storylines might've had their own "main cast" of characters but i'm also not blind bro, the story that started at the start of the fucking server and the start of the fucking lore was ABSOLUTELY the "wilbur-dream-tommy" triangle that is, in fact, the story that the l'manburg revolution was built on and the story that remains the throughline literally until tommy and dream have their confrontation with a nuke coming down over their heads, something that the characters themselves acknowledge with the repetition of the idea of tommy and tubbo against dream. LIKE ALKJSDFKJSADF yeah bro there were main characters in the tommy-dream-wilbur story an that's also the story that people tended to be invested in in the beginning, to the point where even other self-contained stories in the dream smp absolutely referenced and emulated it (cough cough, las nevadas). like, why are we acting like it's at all groundbreaking for people to be invested in THEEE fucking story the one that first started to exist because at the time basically no one else was part of The Roleplaying Trio and then slowly got padded out and developed as the server developed more and more into the lore server?

and it's the fact that none of these people, too, would deny that they care about ex. c!schlatt in manberg, right, or c!quackity in relation to c!wilbur's deal, etc etc whatever. like breaking news you gaf about The Story as a dream smp fan wow am i supposed to be like, surprised. do you want a medal. LIKE LKJASDJF

btw I'm 100 percent a cDream apologist. His crimes were funny, his shippability is fire, his character design can be so diverse, and I too would hyperfixate on learning the ins and outs of necromancy if given the chance

c!dream, freaking the fuck out as the balance of the server continues to be put in peril and pulls them closer and closer to the end of the fucking world and not knowing why: 😱😵‍💫😭😨😱😱😵‍💫🫨 c!foolish, 4000 blocks away, jumping off a tower in a shower of green sparkles as he does a shift dance: 😎

Things Technoblade did/said in the Potato Wars:

one of my favorite things was to watch other people react to the potato wars for the first time. one of my favorite cc’s is hbomb94, and he used to do a lot of reaction streams, like to the manhunts, to the mr. beast duel, etc. 

one day on one of those reaction streams, his chat was like “hm. we should make him watch the potato wars!” 

we watched this poor man have a mental breakdown about 5 different times. every once in awhile he would pause it and just desperately say “why” and stutter for a few seconds before unpausing the video. the entire time he was sinking further and further into his chair. by the end i could barely see his head. he had to take breaks between each potato war video and watch other videos for a bit because of the effect they had on him. 

i have no idea where that vod is or what happened to it. it was way before he got added to the dreamsmp, around august? idk. and i can’t find it anywhere. i just wanna find it so i can relive that experience.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c8E-Igejg7U&list=PLFAO32U1_wMa5PhKpSsoUwzI7y6qHPorN&index=1

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lUhuR_c1bos&list=PLFAO32U1_wMa5PhKpSsoUwzI7y6qHPorN&index=2

I gotchu fam @bri-briii

i miss dreamxd tbh

consider: cDream with a boob window

bonus points if it's in the shape of a smiley face

even more bonus points if it the window is from a duel and he just never bothered to sew it back up

C!dream my babygirl